The awkward moment when Edward and Santa bump into each other in your room because they're both watching you sleep.
Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
Who you are, who you want to be, and who you once were can be three different people.
I'm not getting drunk. I'm getting awesome.
I hate when I walk into a room, forget what I need, walk out and then remember.
That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.
Cool story bro. Put it in the history books with all the other boring sh*t I don't care about.
Be what you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
The awkward moment when the world doesn't end on December 21st 2012, and a lot of girls end up being pregnant.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Don't look back. You'll miss what's in front of you.
Homework: Do me do me. Internet: Don't listen to that slut.
Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
I think therefore I am, we think therefore it is.
The awkward moment when someones yelling at you and your desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
Dear 'K', You should get arrested for killing conversations.
My wife says that I don't listen to her, or something like that.
