The awkward moment when Edward and Santa bump into each other in your room because they're both watching you sleep.
You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
F that B.
Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
Make money, don't let it make you.
You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.
Life is not measured by the amount of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
Lifes a bitch....so when life sucks just sit back and enjoy the head.
Not everyone's gonna understand you and that's ok.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
If you got haters, you must be doing something right.
I'm not spoiled, I'm just well taken care of.
You are not a winner, just the last loser standing.
I would love you if love meant the complete opposite of what it means today.
If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then lets get wasted and have the time of our lives.
You know you're getting old when people start telling you how young you look.
Hello substitute teacher... Goodbye assigned seats.
History always has a way of repeating itself, bad or good, a perfect circle.
You cannot fathom the amount of fuck I do not give.
