The awkward moment when Edward and Santa bump into each other in your room because they're both watching you sleep.
If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
We just have to accept the fact that some people are going to stay in our hearts....even if they don't stay in our lives.
Kim Jong Il's last words. "Hey, you're Chuck Nor....."
Life is not what you take of it, but what you make of it.
Next time someone says "sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me" I'm gonna throw the dictionary at them.
Take chances, make mistakes, and don't regret a second of life.
Life's not a bitch, you're the bitch because your not trying hard enough.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
Truth can stand on its own, only lies require faith.
I think 'First Response' and 'Plan B' should switch names.
I can only endure saying goodbye because saying hello again will be all the sweeter.
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, but stays on purpose.
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
Just because your smart doesn't mean your wise.
I love that whenever we speak I have no idea what to say or how to feel.
Just like every president has a teleprompter, every idiot has a cameraman.
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
God made Heaven and Earth, the rest was made in China.
