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The awkward moment when you're eavesdropping on a strangers conversation and accidentally laugh out loud at a funny part.

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If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, 'In Jesus name, amen'

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Kim Jong Il's last words. "Hey, you're Chuck Nor....."

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Thanks wind, you totally raped my hair.

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Maturity is knowing when to be immature.

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The lottery: voluntary taxation.

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Some women can't find a GOOD MAN cause they're too busy looking for a PERFECT MAN.

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Research shows that 90% of men don't know how to use condom, these people are called DADS.

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There are needs and there are wants. I need what I want.

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Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.

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Love needs to get glasses.

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The awkward moment when Edward and Santa bump into each other in your room because they're both watching you sleep.

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Accept what you can't change and change what you can't accept.

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Behind every girls favorite song, is an untold story.

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Finding the meaning to life gives life no meaning.

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A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

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If you can't beat them, taze them.

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True friends aren't bought, they are earned.

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Cry over cuts and stitches not bastards and bitches.