The awkward moment when you're eavesdropping on a strangers conversation and accidentally laugh out loud at a funny part.
Never frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile.
Girls are like aspirin. I take two and go to bed.
You live and you learn.
Have you ever noticed that when you walk into a spider web you suddenly become a ninja?
I'll advise you... don't mess with me: I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.
If you got haters, you must be doing something right.
He broke her heart. She broke his X-Box. I think we all know who cried harder.
My life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.
Be positive for no reason.
Whenever I use "Thus" in a essay, I feel like motherfucking Shakespeare.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
Problems cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them.
We always start with completing the difficult. It just takes us a little longer to do the impossible.
I'm tired of girls complaining that theres no good guys left...hello..we are where you left us, IN THE FRIEND ZONE.
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella died, Jacob cried, POTTER ALL THE WAY!!
Pickles are just cucumbers soaked in evil.
Cool story bro. Publish it and sell it to someone who gives a shit.
