The awkward moment when somebody asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.
Girls are like aspirin. I take two and go to bed.
That awkward moment when your in class then your stomach decides to make this dying whale's voice.
The awkward moment when teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
Wherever you go, there you are.
That awkward moment when your pet is staring at you naked...
If you watch Jaws backwards, its about a shark who throws up so many people, they have to open a beach.
You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.
I have finally decided to give a crap. Now who wants the first piece?
Life is not what you take of it, but what you make of it.
Trust in God but lock your car.
Cool story bro. In what chapter do you shut the fuck up in?
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That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.
When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
If I'm weird with you, I'm comfortable with you.
He broke her heart. She broke his X-Box. I think we all know who cried harder.
I hate people who are lazy. They're so lazy, they don't even finish their own
I hate when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore.
