The awkward moment when somebody asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.
Real eyes realize real lies.
I can only endure saying goodbye because saying hello again will be all the sweeter.
Bought a CD of ice cream van music. Now I drive with the stereo on full blast, watching the disappointment on all the little kids faces.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Cool story bro. The best part is when you stopped talking.
You can't buy love....but you pay heavily for it.
God made opposites. He made heaven and hell, darkness and light. He made me smart, and you....
If she talks to you about everyone then she must talk to everyone about you.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
I want to go to Heaven for the climate, and Hell for the company.
To whom much is expected, much should be suspected.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Girls are like aspirin. I take two and go to bed.
Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.
When staring someone in the eyes, u wait for them to stare back at you.
Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.
