The awkward moment when somebody asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.
Good things don't always have to come to an end.
A good friend buys you lunch. A true friend eats yours.
You said what you said and you said what you said, so what you said is what you said.
Girls are like aspirin. I take two and go to bed.
Giving up does not always mean you're weak, sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.
We put the "us" in trust, baby.
Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too, bitch.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem.
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
Haters are just confused admirers.
You should never ruin an apology with an excuse.
If I got a nickel every time I told my wife I loved her....I'd have a nickel.
I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
The more pictures you post of your pet the more lonely you are. It's science.
Shit happens bro. Now get over it.
Trust in God but lock your car.
