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The awkward moment when somebody asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.

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If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.

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Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.

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My ideal mate is someone like you, but with a different personality and with a different face.

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I'm not prejudiced, I hate everybody equally.

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I swear to drunk I'm not god.

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I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.

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Life is not what you take of it, but what you make of it.

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Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.

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I don't know what's worse. Guys who refer to girls as b*tches, or the girls who actually respond to it.

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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

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11.24265336624% of people pay too much attention to details.

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Never count on tomorrow because it may forget to show up.

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Imagine how different your life would be if you said literally everything that was on your mind.

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I tried to send you the most sexy thing on the planet, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.

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Everyone's fine with babies being entertained by keys, but let one baby drive a Porsche and suddenly I'm a horrible uncle.

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You don't have to understand to be understanding.

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It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.

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If at first you don't succeed..... CHEAT!