The awkward moment when somebody asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
If you text me first, it's your job to keep the conversation going!
The awkward moment when you're on a bouncy castle and you fall down and the other bitches on there wont stop jumping so u can't get back up.
Patience gets you everywhere on time.
A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.
Chuck Norris puts the "fun" in "Funeral".
I think 'First Response' and 'Plan B' should switch names.
Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world.
No one said it would be easy but I'm saying it's going to be worth it.
When we hit our lowest point, We are open to the greatest changes.
Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.
Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Haters are just confused admirers.
Girls are like aspirin. I take two and go to bed.
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, but stays on purpose.
You can't define love, but love can define you.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
