The awkward moment when somebody asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.
Take chances, make mistakes, and don't regret a second of life.
Right things happen at the wrong time if you wait for them to happen.
The awkward moment when Edward and Santa bump into each other in your room because they're both watching you sleep.
Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
So my life has reached the point where I've stopped asking "Why me!?" and started asking "Oh, again?"
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
Cool story bro. In what chapter do you shut the fuck up in?
If you want to look young and thin, hang out around fat old people.
I love you more than a fat kid loves cake.
Immaturity keeps me young.
Every day you will meet a moron; if you haven't met one today, tomorrow you'll meet two.
It is true that there is no "I" in team. But there is an "I" in win.
Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
A real man gives up one night stands for a woman he can't stand one night without.
The more pictures you post of your pet the more lonely you are. It's science.
Everyone is gifted, but some people never open their package.
I love walking in the rain 'cause no one can see me crying.
