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The awkward moment when you politely decline food at a friends house and immediately regret the decision afterwards.

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Some women can't find a GOOD MAN cause they're too busy looking for a PERFECT MAN.

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If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.

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Right things happen at the wrong time if you wait for them to happen.

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Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.

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I tried to send you the most sexy thing on the planet, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.

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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

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Boyfriends are like goal keepers. Just because they are there doesn't mean you can't score.

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Don't judge a book by its movie.

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Nice guys finish last, that is because they put their girls first.

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Regret lasts longer than fear.

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Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.

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If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a woman who learns her place.

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I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter then you.

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Ohh, that sounds kinda harsh. I better add a 'lol'.

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Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.

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I say excuse me when I burp even when nobody is around....true gentleman.

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I know the beginning and end of this book but what shapes life are the chapters between.

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Until a man finds something to die for, he has nothing to live for.