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The awkward moment when you politely decline food at a friends house and immediately regret the decision afterwards.

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Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

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If she talks to you about everyone then she must talk to everyone about you.

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He who laughs last didn't get it.

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If it put a smile on my face, there is no reason to regret.

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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I wanted a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

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If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then lets get wasted and have the time of our lives.

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Love is just a word, until someone comes along and gives it meaning.

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What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?'Hold my purse.'

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Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.

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Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.

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Every sinner has a future, every saint has a past.

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I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?

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Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played.

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If I don't answer your first call, calling me 39971629829202 times won't make me pick up.

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There are two kinds of secrets: one is not worth keeping and the other is too good to keep.

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I say excuse me when I burp even when nobody is around....true gentleman.

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Make money, don't let it make you.