Hurting someone with the truth is better than killing them with a lie.
Homework: Do me do me. Internet: Don't listen to that slut.
I know they say the first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.
I say excuse me when I burp even when nobody is around....true gentleman.
Don't hate me because I'm better than you, hate yourself because you're not as good as me.
Women want one man to fulfill their every need. Men want every woman to fulfill their one need.
I know the beginning and end of this book but what shapes life are the chapters between.
F that B.
Fear not the weapon, but the hand that wields it.
Research shows that 90% of men don't know how to use condom, these people are called DADS.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
I have moments of brilliance and hours of stupidity.
Chuck Norris once strangled someone with a cordless phone.
The smile is every woman's sexiest curve.
I will stop loving you when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw a legless man walk on water, yeah that means never.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
Life sucks. But what it sucks on we may never know.
Always remember to smile.
