Hurting someone with the truth is better than killing them with a lie.
Its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission.
I think therefore I am, we think therefore it is.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
Every day you will meet a moron; if you haven't met one today, tomorrow you'll meet two.
Don't punish the man in front of you for the mistakes made by the man behind you.
When your best friend comes to you with a bitch problem and you're like"I don't give a fuck."
Hello substitute teacher... Goodbye assigned seats.
Truth can stand on its own, only lies require faith.
It is true that there is no "I" in team. But there is an "I" in win.
The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.
Everyone is gifted, but some people never open their package.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem.
I know I just met you last week but I kinda, sorta, just maybe, seriously have been curiously thinking about you every day since.
Today is the Tomorrow we worried about Yesterday.
Cool story bro, tell it again and I'll punch you.
Stubbing your toe and telling the inanimate object to f*ck off.
