Hurting someone with the truth is better than killing them with a lie.
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it.
Cockiness is just confidence without confidence.
I'm gonna go take a hot shower. It's like a normal shower, but with me in it.
Rappers always talk about robbing people in their songs, thats why I download all their songs for free. Payback!
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.
Short answers silent treatment not smiling = You did something wrong.
Next time someone says "sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me" I'm gonna throw the dictionary at them.
A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
You said what you said and you said what you said, so what you said is what you said.
If you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it.
You never how much is enough until you know how much is too much.
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to, unless you're in prison.
Roses are red. Violets are blue! Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
Your character is more accurately determined by what you say about others behind their backs.
From a girl's point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a boy's point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.
