Hurting someone with the truth is better than killing them with a lie.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
Some people should be high-fived...in the face.
If your not going to win the argument, lie.
How much coke did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.
I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking straight right now.
If a quiz is quizzical, what's a test?
Annoying moment: When you decide to be angry at someone for a week and the next morning, the anger you felt so strong, disappears.
Light up the world with your smile, because you never know who might be stuck somewhere dark.
Love is calling back regardless of how many times they hangup on you.
Science has made us gods even before we are worthy of being men.
It takes more energy to look back than to look forward into the future.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
The awkward moment when people are complaining about the sizes of their nose when Voldemort's in the room.
Single doesn't always mean lonely and Relationship doesn't always mean happy.
You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
It's half water, and half air. So really, the glass is never half empty.
The awkward moment when you're about to hug somebody sexy and then headbutt the mirror....
