Hurting someone with the truth is better than killing them with a lie.
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
Admit it! At one point in your life you closed the fridge really slowly to see when the light turns off.
Ohh, that sounds kinda harsh. I better add a 'lol'.
If your not going to win the argument, lie.
Wherever you go, there you are.
That sad moment when you find an old conversation between you and someone you don't talk to anymore.
Whatever floats your boat as long, as it doesn't sink mine.
Chuck Norris will never die of a heart attack because his heart isn't that foolish to attack him.
Love is just a word, until someone comes along and gives it meaning.
The awkward moment when the world doesn't end on December 21st 2012, and a lot of girls end up being pregnant.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
The greatest part of being imperfect, is being perfect at it.
Right things happen at the wrong time if you wait for them to happen.
You can spend your life avoiding your dreams, but everynight you go to sleep.
If she talks to you about everyone then she must talk to everyone about you.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
