Winners do what other people won't.
The world is full of guys, be a man.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
It is true that there is no "I" in team. But there is an "I" in win.
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
You'll never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
Life is like a penis, when it gets hard, fuck it.
Chuck Norris was bit by a poisonous snake. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake died.
If I don't answer your first call, calling me 39971629829202 times won't make me pick up.
If you find yourself using the expression "haters gonna hate" a lot, there's a better than average chance you're a douchebag.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself.
I'm sorry you had bad luck and turned out to be an idiot.
Off; the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.
I'll advise you... don't mess with me: I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.
True friends aren't bought, they are earned.
If they dont chase you when you walk away....keep walking.
I would kick your ass right now, but that would be animal abuse.
