Winners do what other people won't.
The awkward moment when people are complaining about the sizes of their nose when Voldemort's in the room.
There are needs and there are wants. I need what I want.
Boobs. That's all, just like this if you like boobs.
Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.
If you aren't good at lying, you better be good at keeping secrets.
I swear to drunk I'm not god.
"Dude that song is old"...."Well so is your mom....but you still listen to her."
When single you see happy couples. When in a relationship you see happy singles.
I'm experiencing Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time... I think I've forgotten this before...
Patience gets you everywhere on time.
I'm sorry you had bad luck and turned out to be an idiot.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Why don't you just swallow all that makeup you put on? You might become pretty on the inside.
If you're lucky enough to be different, never change.
Roses are red. Violets are blue! Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
I couldn't help but notice that awesome ends with 'me' and ugly starts with 'u'.
You know it's going to be a great story when its starts off with, "So this b*tch!..."
If karma doesn't knock you out soon, I will.
