Winners do what other people won't.
Cockiness is just confidence without confidence.
Dreams lift when reality falls.
I tried to send you the most sexy thing on the planet, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
Brushing your teeth before breakfast, is the same as wiping your ass before taking a shit.
I really need you to, put the camera down and step away from the mirror.
Teacher: "You failed the test." - Student:"You failed to educate."
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
I'm not prejudiced, I hate everybody equally.
If it put a smile on my face, there is no reason to regret.
If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer...oh wait, he does.
The awkward moment when people are complaining about the sizes of their nose when Voldemort's in the room.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
Love is calling back regardless of how many times they hangup on you.
You should appreciate what you have, before it becomes what you had.
Face your problems, don't facebook them.
I eat problems, then shit out success.
