Winners do what other people won't.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Nice guys finish last, that is because they put their girls first.
The awkward moment when you're eavesdropping on a strangers conversation and accidentally laugh out loud at a funny part.
Everyone's fine with babies being entertained by keys, but let one baby drive a Porsche and suddenly I'm a horrible uncle.
I have a lot of time on my hands when I'm wearing two watches.
I go to bed late every night and I realize it was bad idea every morning.
Each morning when we wake up, we have two choices: go back to sleep and keep dreaming, or wake up and chase those dreams.
If you aren't good at lying, you better be good at keeping secrets.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift. That is why they call it the present.
Some take the bait, others reel it in.
You'll never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
You can spend your life avoiding your dreams, but everynight you go to sleep.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I wanted a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
You can be worthless to someone, but priceless to another.
Relationship status: Thank god there are 2 TVs in this house.
Facebook is for for friends who are now strangers, Twitter is for strangers who should be your friends.
