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Winners do what other people won't.

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I study for minutes and take breaks for hours.

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How much coke did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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He who laughs last thinks slowest.

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When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

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Auto-correct can kiss my ask.

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Letting go doesn't mean giving up, but rather accepting that there are things that cannot be.

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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

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Laughing at the person because the joke was a fail.

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Everyone and everything eventually becomes only just a memory.

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Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.

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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.

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Charlie Sheen just set record for 'fastest time to reach a million Twitter followers.' Not his only speed record.

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Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I most need it.

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Negativity is poison for the soul.

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My wife says that I don't listen to her, or something like that.

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Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

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Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

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I will love you until the end. If you feel that I don't love you, this is just the beginning.