Winners do what other people won't.
Don't make time for people who can't make time for you.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
Chuck Norris was bit by a poisonous snake. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake died.
Love is just a word, until someone comes along and gives it meaning.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
Teacher: "DO YOU WANT TO SPEND LUNCH IN MY CLASS?!" Me: Are you asking me out? O_O
People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.
Those who live by the sword are bound to be shot by those who don't.
That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.
I have a lot of time on my hands when I'm wearing two watches.
Everybody spread positivity.
If you're lucky enough to be different, never change.
The last thing I want to do is die.
I have moments of brilliance and hours of stupidity.
I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
Sex burns 25.7 calories per minute, with that being said, wanna work out?
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
