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Take chances, make mistakes, and don't regret a second of life.

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Be kind and courteous to everyone you meet but have a plan to kill them quickly if necessary.

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That awkward moment when you don't die on Dec 21 and your kid asks you why he was born on Sept 21.

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KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH, and you're middle finger HIGHER.

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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

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Me: *sneeze* Class: *silence*. Popular girl: *sneeze* Class: God bless you amazing and lovely sweetheart.

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You can spend your life avoiding your dreams, but everynight you go to sleep.

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If you got haters, you must be doing something right.

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Dear Bull, What did I do to deserve so much shit?

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To catch me, you gotta be fast. To find me, you gotta be smart. To be me? Sh*t! You gotta be kidding!

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I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places

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You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.

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I knew I was in love when all those stupid love songs started to make sense.

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I hate when I'm tired and sleepy, but when I go to bed my body says "Just kidding."

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2013: The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.

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If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then lets get wasted and have the time of our lives.

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You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

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Testing boys by not responding to their txts to see if they'll txt you again.

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Everybody is a student for life.