Take chances, make mistakes, and don't regret a second of life.
You know it's going to be a great story when its starts off with, "So this b*tch!..."
Haters make you famous.
You never realize how offensive your music is until your parents are sitting in the passenger seat.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
If you're lucky enough to be different, never change.
If all MEN are the same, why do WOMEN take so long to choose one?
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
I can only endure saying goodbye because saying hello again will be all the sweeter.
Sadly some boys think of girls as books; If the cover doesn't catch their eye they don't bother to read whats inside.
Cool story bro. In what chapter do you shut the fuck up in?
Most people are still alive because its illegal to shoot them.
The awkward moment when the world doesn't end on December 21st 2012, and a lot of girls end up being pregnant.
Testing boys by not responding to their txts to see if they'll txt you again.
It is true that there is no "I" in team. But there is an "I" in win.
When life blows sometimes the best thing you can be is a dick.
We are bestfriends. Always remember that when you fall, I'll pick you up. After I finish laughing.
It's hard to answer "what's wrong", when nothing is right...
I'm a very nice person...but for you I'll make an exception.
