Take chances, make mistakes, and don't regret a second of life.
Nice shoes! Wanna screw?
God made opposites. He made heaven and hell, darkness and light. He made me smart, and you....
I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a woman who learns her place.
It's weird not to be weird.
Real eyes realize real lies.
I don't watch any reality TV because I seriously can't afford to hate society any more than I already do.
Coughing in front of smokers to make them feel guilty.
It's better to be the owner of your silence than the slave of your words.
Laughter is a better way to bring tears to the eyes.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?'Hold my purse.'
If your not going to win the argument, lie.
Wild hearts can't be broken.
Research shows that 90% of men don't know how to use condom, these people are called DADS.
Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.
I can only endure saying goodbye because saying hello again will be all the sweeter.
The awkward moment when a guy has bigger boobs than you.
We're all born screaming, naked, and starving...then it's pretty much downhill from there.
