Take chances, make mistakes, and don't regret a second of life.
I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday, and when its not my birthday.
Sex is like money. It's only a problem when you don't have any.
I always wanted to be someone. I see now that I should have been more specific.
Love is calling back regardless of how many times they hangup on you.
Perception is everything.
I've gone bankrupt a few times and it's pretty scary. But eventually I make it to the ATM and get more money.
Always remember to smile.
A successful man is one that can make more than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
If I got a nickel every time I told my wife I loved her....I'd have a nickel.
You need over 60 muscles to look angry and less then 10 to smile, so why tire yourself?
Don't judge a book by its movie.
Life is to SHORT, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.
I'm sorry you had bad luck and turned out to be an idiot.
Pickles are just cucumbers soaked in evil.
History always has a way of repeating itself, bad or good, a perfect circle.
You do not learn anything by doing everything right.
Light up the world with your smile, because you never know who might be stuck somewhere dark.
I swear Mario is a hobo! he wakes up wearing the same clothes, runs in sewers, and steals coins. To buy what. MUSHROOMS?
