Take chances, make mistakes, and don't regret a second of life.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
Just because your smart doesn't mean your wise.
That awkward moment when sluts wear clothes.
Sleep, hugs, kisses, love, friends, family, memories, smiles, laughter, fun... the best things in life are free.
My brain: 5% names, 3% phone numbers, 2% stuff I should know for school, 90% song lyrics.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I wanted a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
It's not how much you love someone that matters, it's how much you make them feel loved.
I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday, and when its not my birthday.
If they dont chase you when you walk away....keep walking.
We're all born screaming, naked, and starving...then it's pretty much downhill from there.
I'm sorry you had bad luck and turned out to be an idiot.
It isn't till you've lost everything that you are free to do anything.
That awkward moment when your pet is staring at you naked...
You can be worthless to someone, but priceless to another.
I've gone bankrupt a few times and it's pretty scary. But eventually I make it to the ATM and get more money.
If you want to look young and thin, hang out around fat old people.
