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Take chances, make mistakes, and don't regret a second of life.

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Laughing at the person because the joke was a fail.

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If being sexy were against the law you'd be guilty as charged.

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War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

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Pickles are just cucumbers soaked in evil.

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I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot.

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If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other.

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I can only endure saying goodbye because saying hello again will be all the sweeter.

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If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.

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An apple a day may keep the doctor away - but all these Macbooks are getting expensive.

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When you're sober you think twice before you speak but when you're drunk you speak twice before you think.

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Annoying moment: When you decide to be angry at someone for a week and the next morning, the anger you felt so strong, disappears.

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I'm not getting drunk. I'm getting awesome.

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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

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The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success.

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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It's half water, and half air. So really, the glass is never half empty.