"**** ***** is now friends with ****** ****** and 64 other people" damn....what a Facebook whore.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Chuck Norris was bit by a poisonous snake. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake died.
Women don't want to hear what you think, women want to hear what they think, in a deeper voice.