Take chances, make mistakes, and don't regret a second of life.
I'm not giving you an hour, or a second, or another minute longer. I'm busy getting stronger.
If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
Don't hate me because I'm better than you, hate yourself because you're not as good as me.
Once upon a time, there was a boy and girl who loved each other. Then a slut came and ruined everything. The end.
If being sexy were against the law you'd be guilty as charged.
I always wanted to be someone. I see now that I should have been more specific.
Coughing in front of smokers to make them feel guilty.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Haters hate because they are what you ain't.
Be man enough to accept the consequences, be child enough to do it anyway.
Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.
Its the scars that can't be seen that take the longest to heal.
Don't look back. You'll miss what's in front of you.
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
Here's a condom so that you can have protection while you go fuck yourself. :)
If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, 'In Jesus name, amen'
Love is calling back regardless of how many times they hangup on you.
Whenever I use "Thus" in a essay, I feel like motherfucking Shakespeare.
