Take chances, make mistakes, and don't regret a second of life.
Lifes a bitch....so when life sucks just sit back and enjoy the head.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Why is a school zone 20mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...
I know the beginning and end of this book but what shapes life are the chapters between.
Stubbing your toe and telling the inanimate object to f*ck off.
Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
Face your problems, don't facebook them.
Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.
Just because your smart doesn't mean your wise.
Those who live by the sword are bound to be shot by those who don't.
If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.
You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
I know I have friends and I know I have enemies. I just can't tell who is who.
I am not afraid of death, it's just that I prefer not to be there when it happens.
Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like giving them a second bullet for their gun because they missed the first time.
I miss you like an idiot misses the point.
You do not learn anything by doing everything right.
The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.
