I love you more than a fat kid loves cake.
Letting go doesn't mean giving up, but rather accepting that there are things that cannot be.
Depression is not a sign of weakness. It is a sign of being too strong for too long.
A soulmate is meeting the piece of you that is missing. It's undeniable and scary, but you feel lost without it.
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Each morning when we wake up, we have two choices: go back to sleep and keep dreaming, or wake up and chase those dreams.
It's half water, and half air. So really, the glass is never half empty.
I'll advise you... don't mess with me: I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left then turn to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
Teacher: "You failed the test." - Student:"You failed to educate."
Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.
You'll never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
True friends stab you in the front!
Shit happens bro. Now get over it.
I'm a very nice person...but for you I'll make an exception.
I swear Mario is a hobo! he wakes up wearing the same clothes, runs in sewers, and steals coins. To buy what. MUSHROOMS?
