Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Why don't you just swallow all that makeup you put on? You might become pretty on the inside.
Jesus can walk on water. Ice is 100% water, I can walk on ice. Therefore, I'M 100% JESUS BITCHES.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem.