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I love you more than a fat kid loves cake.

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Ran into my ex last week... backed up and ran over his ass again.

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You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.

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Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

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Some people should be high-fived...in the face.

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The awkward moment when the world doesn't end on December 21st 2012, and a lot of girls end up being pregnant.

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Chuck Norris will never die of a heart attack because his heart isn't that foolish to attack him.

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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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I'm not single. I'm in a long-standing relationship with fun and freedom.

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I'm not an alchoholic, I'm a drunk. Alchoholics go to meetings.

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That awkward moment when your in class then your stomach decides to make this dying whale's voice.

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When someone says they have to ask you a question, you think of all the bad things you've done recently.

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Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.

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I'm killing time, waiting for time to kill me.

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Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.

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I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.

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Problems cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them.