I love you more than a fat kid loves cake.
I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
Love needs to get glasses.
The last thing I want to do is die.
Baby, I treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
Winners don't wait for chances, they grab them.
A girl just told me she wants something with a lot of diamonds for her birthday, I'm gettin her a deck of cards!
Love is just a word, until someone comes along and gives it meaning.
Lifes a bitch....so when life sucks just sit back and enjoy the head.
You can spend your life avoiding your dreams, but everynight you go to sleep.
Cool story bro, changed my life.
I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter then you.
I'm not prejudiced, I hate everybody equally.
Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world.
Cool story bro. In what chapter do you shut the fuck up in?
KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH, and you're middle finger HIGHER.
Don't look back. You'll miss what's in front of you.
The minute you settle for less than what you deserve you get less than what you settled for.
