I love you more than a fat kid loves cake.
The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH, and you're middle finger HIGHER.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
From a girl's point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a boy's point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.
The world is a fucked up place. You fit right in.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
If she talks to you about everyone then she must talk to everyone about you.
Lifes a bitch....so when life sucks just sit back and enjoy the head.
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
I'm a very nice person...but for you I'll make an exception.
To whom much is expected, much should be suspected.
I think 'First Response' and 'Plan B' should switch names.
I didn't fall, I just caught the floor.
The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.
