I love you more than a fat kid loves cake.
The ultimate price you pay is nothing but time.
How much coke did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.
My biggest mistake is not kissing you when I had the chance.
The smile is every woman's sexiest curve.
A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.
Don't look back. You'll miss what's in front of you.
24 hours in a day 24 beers in a case coincidence? I think not.
I don't watch any reality TV because I seriously can't afford to hate society any more than I already do.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.
WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.
When you're sober you think twice before you speak but when you're drunk you speak twice before you think.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
So my life has reached the point where I've stopped asking "Why me!?" and started asking "Oh, again?"
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
I'm not giving you an hour, or a second, or another minute longer. I'm busy getting stronger.
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
Karma's a bitch when you're a bitch.
