You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
"Dude, that song is old." Sorry, I didn't notice the expiry date.
Compromising is the same as losing, it just sucks more because winning was never in the deal.
I go to bed late every night and I realize it was bad idea every morning.
S_CCESS can't be complete without U.
Laughing at the person because the joke was a fail.
You don't have to understand to be understanding.
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection.
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
You are not a winner, just the last loser standing.
Truth can stand on its own, only lies require faith.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played.
Not everyone's gonna understand you and that's ok.
True friends aren't bought, they are earned.
Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
I eat problems, then shit out success.
