You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
Pickles are just cucumbers soaked in evil.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
If all MEN are the same, why do WOMEN take so long to choose one?
I'm killing time, waiting for time to kill me.
Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
Man: created by God, destroyed by a women.
Life isn't about staying dry, it's about learning how to play in the rain.
If you're lucky enough to be different, never change.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other.
I'm not prejudiced, I hate everybody equally.
The last thing I want to do is die.
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
Procrastination is like masturbation....you're only screwing yourself.
Life sucks. But what it sucks on we may never know.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
It's weird not to be weird.
