You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
Laughing at the person because the joke was a fail.
You can't define love, but love can define you.
Don't judge a book by its movie.
I wish I was as much of a morning person as my penis is.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
I say excuse me when I burp even when nobody is around....true gentleman.
Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
Life is not what you take of it, but what you make of it.
Fight poverty. Throw stones at beggers.
I have a lot of time on my hands when I'm wearing two watches.
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
I would kick your ass right now, but that would be animal abuse.
Real eyes realize real lies.
If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a woman who learns her place.
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