You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
2013: The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.
What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
Learn to spell, kids. Auto Correct isn't always write.
I went up to my moms face and screamed " I WANT FOOD !!! " Until I got slapped in the face
The minute you settle for less than what you deserve you get less than what you settled for.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Rappers always talk about robbing people in their songs, thats why I download all their songs for free. Payback!
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
That awkward moment when your in class then your stomach decides to make this dying whale's voice.
I have a lot of time on my hands when I'm wearing two watches.
Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.
Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.
The awkward moment when you're eavesdropping on a strangers conversation and accidentally laugh out loud at a funny part.
If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.
Testing boys by not responding to their txts to see if they'll txt you again.
If a quiz is quizzical, what's a test?
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