You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
Life is not measured by the amount of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.
I will stop loving you when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw a legless man walk on water, yeah that means never.
A girl looks at what a man drives. A woman looks at what drives a man.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
Don't erase your haters, embrace your haters.
This duct tape makes everything you say sound like "yes".
You can't define love, but love can define you.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
I'm not addicted to Twitter. I only tweet when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.
A relationship with NO TRUST is like a car with no gasoline. You can stay in it all you want but it won't go anywhere.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I wanted a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
You'll never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday, and when its not my birthday.
I swear Mario is a hobo! he wakes up wearing the same clothes, runs in sewers, and steals coins. To buy what. MUSHROOMS?
I'm not an alchoholic, I'm a drunk. Alchoholics go to meetings.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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