You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
I love that whenever we speak I have no idea what to say or how to feel.
If at first you don't succeed..... CHEAT!
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?'Hold my purse.'
Some people should be high-fived...in the face.
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
You look at them. They look at you. You look away. Awkward.
Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?
If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
I'm not single. I'm in a long-standing relationship with fun and freedom.
Cool story bro, now go make me a sandwich.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
My ideal mate is someone like you, but with a different personality and with a different face.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
Annoying moment: When you decide to be angry at someone for a week and the next morning, the anger you felt so strong, disappears.
That awkward moment when your in class then your stomach decides to make this dying whale's voice.
KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH, and you're middle finger HIGHER.
New anti depressant for lesbians... Trycoxagain
Cool story bro. You should get it in Oprah's book club.
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