You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
The awkward moment when someones yelling at you and your desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
Science has made us gods even before we are worthy of being men.
Take it easy, give it hard.
I will love you until the end. If you feel that I don't love you, this is just the beginning.
I don't know what's worse. Guys who refer to girls as b*tches, or the girls who actually respond to it.
I'm experiencing Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time... I think I've forgotten this before...
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
I'm killing time, waiting for time to kill me.
I eat problems, then shit out success.
You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it.
That sad moment when you find an old conversation between you and someone you don't talk to anymore.
Laughing is when a smile has an orgasm.
Cool story bro. You should get it in Oprah's book club.
That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.
There are two kinds of secrets: one is not worth keeping and the other is too good to keep.
I'm not getting drunk. I'm getting awesome.
A good friend buys you lunch. A true friend eats yours.
Girls are like aspirin. I take two and go to bed.
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