You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
That awkward moment when your in class then your stomach decides to make this dying whale's voice.
The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success.
Don't judge a book by its movie.
My brain: 5% names, 3% phone numbers, 2% stuff I should know for school, 90% song lyrics.
Cool story bro. Publish it and sell it to someone who gives a shit.
I'm a very nice person...but for you I'll make an exception.
It isn't till you've lost everything that you are free to do anything.
I knew I was in love when all those stupid love songs started to make sense.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
The awkward moment when you're eavesdropping on a strangers conversation and accidentally laugh out loud at a funny part.
S_CCESS can't be complete without U.
Have you ever noticed that when you walk into a spider web you suddenly become a ninja?
Here's a condom so that you can have protection while you go fuck yourself. :)
It's hard to answer "what's wrong", when nothing is right...
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
I go to bed late every night and I realize it was bad idea every morning.
I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
We put the "us" in trust, baby.
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