You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
When I'm always in my room; parents complain. When I go out; parents complain.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
2011: Cool story, bro. 1836: Interesting tale, my fine companion.
I'm tired of girls complaining that theres no good guys left...hello..we are where you left us, IN THE FRIEND ZONE.
The last thing I want to do is die.
I know the beginning and end of this book but what shapes life are the chapters between.
There are two kinds of secrets: one is not worth keeping and the other is too good to keep.
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
Sex is like money. It's only a problem when you don't have any.
Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.
Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.
Hurting someone with the truth is better than killing them with a lie.
I will still love you when you're no longer young and beautiful.
I bet Osama Bin Laden regrets coming out of hiding to watch the Royal Wedding.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
Mephobia. The fear of becoming so awesome that everyone dies.
Whenever I use "Thus" in a essay, I feel like motherfucking Shakespeare.
When your best friend comes to you with a bitch problem and you're like"I don't give a fuck."
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