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You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.

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I love walking in the rain 'cause no one can see me crying.

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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

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I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.

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Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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Boobs. That's all, just like this if you like boobs.

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When staring someone in the eyes, u wait for them to stare back at you.

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When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

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You're only as good as your last game.

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If you're lucky enough to be different, never change.

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Everybody spread positivity.

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My ideal mate is someone like you, but with a different personality and with a different face.

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If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.

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Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.

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The world is full of guys, be a man.

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Have you ever noticed that when you walk into a spider web you suddenly become a ninja?

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Truth can stand on its own, only lies require faith.