You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a woman who learns her place.
Research shows that 90% of men don't know how to use condom, these people are called DADS.
F that B.
If someone tries to bring you down it means that you are higher than them.
The awkward moment when somebody asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.
I would love you if love meant the complete opposite of what it means today.
Off; the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Homework: Do me do me. Internet: Don't listen to that slut.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Finding the meaning to life gives life no meaning.
If it put a smile on my face, there is no reason to regret.
Real eyes realize real lies.
Don't make time for people who can't make time for you.
If you can't change your circumstances, change the way you respond to them.
Forget it enough to get over it, remember it enough so it doesnt happen again.
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except marriage, marriage will kill you.
I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it.
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