You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
I love you more than a fat kid loves cake.
Dear Bull, What did I do to deserve so much shit?
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 52 people. Then the grenade exploded.
Mario: An Italian plumber that was created by Japanese people, who speaks English, but looks like a Mexican.
My life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.
Who you are, who you want to be, and who you once were can be three different people.
Dreams lift when reality falls.
I don't make the same mistake twice....I make it 5 or 6 times just to make sure.
The awkward moment when someone is yelling at you and you're desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
We always start with completing the difficult. It just takes us a little longer to do the impossible.
There are needs and there are wants. I need what I want.
You can hold on to a person but not a relationship.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
You should appreciate what you have, before it becomes what you had.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places
Compromising is the same as losing, it just sucks more because winning was never in the deal.
Nice shoes! Wanna screw?
The people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
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