You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
You cannot fathom the amount of fuck I do not give.
Lifes a bitch....so when life sucks just sit back and enjoy the head.
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch.
Don't wait for anybody to complete you.
You know you're getting old when people start telling you how young you look.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
I have a lot of time on my hands when I'm wearing two watches.
The awkward moment when the world doesn't end on December 21st 2012, and a lot of girls end up being pregnant.
History always has a way of repeating itself, bad or good, a perfect circle.
A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.
Good things don't always have to come to an end.
Right things happen at the wrong time if you wait for them to happen.
I'm tired of girls complaining that theres no good guys left...hello..we are where you left us, IN THE FRIEND ZONE.
Taking forever to pick up a phone call because you're dancing to your ring tone.
Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.
There's no such thing as good girls gone bad, only bad girls found out.
I will love you until the end. If you feel that I don't love you, this is just the beginning.
To catch me, you gotta be fast. To find me, you gotta be smart. To be me? Sh*t! You gotta be kidding!
