You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
I knew I was in love when all those stupid love songs started to make sense.
If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other.
There's no such thing as good girls gone bad, only bad girls found out.
Pickles are just cucumbers soaked in evil.
S_CCESS can't be complete without U.
If you aren't good at lying, you better be good at keeping secrets.
Playing comes first, you can work later.
Chuck Norris has three types of laundry...whites, darks and blood stained.
Thanks wind, you totally raped my hair.
I always wanted to be someone. I see now that I should have been more specific.
I'm not prejudiced, I hate everybody equally.
If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a woman who learns her place.
People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
The last thing I want to do is die.
It's better to be the owner of your silence than the slave of your words.
