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You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.

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Coughing in front of smokers to make them feel guilty.

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I don't know what's worse. Guys who refer to girls as b*tches, or the girls who actually respond to it.

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I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?

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Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

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"**** ***** is now friends with ****** ****** and 64 other people" damn....what a Facebook whore.

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Immaturity keeps me young.

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Life isn't about staying dry, it's about learning how to play in the rain.

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Winners do what other people won't.

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I know I have friends and I know I have enemies. I just can't tell who is who.

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Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop.

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I hate when I walk into a room, forget what I need, walk out and then remember.

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You know it's going to be a great story when its starts off with, "So this b*tch!..."

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Haters hate because they are what you ain't.

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I really need you to, put the camera down and step away from the mirror.

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You'll never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.

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Always remember to smile.

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Pickles are just cucumbers soaked in evil.

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Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.