You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.
If it put a smile on my face, there is no reason to regret.
Cool story bro. You should get it in Oprah's book club.
If karma doesn't knock you out soon, I will.
Laughing at the person because the joke was a fail.
If you can't be a good example then at least be a horrible warning.
I love you more than a fat kid loves cake.
I know they say the first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.
KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH, and you're middle finger HIGHER.
There's no such thing as good girls gone bad, only bad girls found out.
If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.
Dreams lift when reality falls.
Never count on tomorrow because it may forget to show up.
I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
If you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it.
You can't buy love....but you pay heavily for it.
It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
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