Regret lasts longer than fear.
In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.
The last thing I want to do is die.
Finding the meaning to life gives life no meaning.
I couldn't help but notice that awesome ends with 'me' and ugly starts with 'u'.
Cool story bro. You should get it in Oprah's book club.
If you're good at something, don't do it for free.
Once upon a time, there was a boy and girl who loved each other. Then a slut came and ruined everything. The end.
God made opposites. He made heaven and hell, darkness and light. He made me smart, and you....
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
Chuck Norris was bit by a poisonous snake. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake died.
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except marriage, marriage will kill you.
Eventually people will realize that mistakes are meant for learning not repeating.
Laughter is a better way to bring tears to the eyes.
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
Dear 'K', You should get arrested for killing conversations.
Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.
Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.
An apple a day may keep the doctor away - but all these Macbooks are getting expensive.
