Regret lasts longer than fear.
Eventually people will realize that mistakes are meant for learning not repeating.
If you can't beat them, taze them.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places
An apple a day may keep the doctor away - but all these Macbooks are getting expensive.
My biggest mistake is not kissing you when I had the chance.
Treat every problem as your dog would: If you can't eat it, fuck it or piss on it, then walk away.
When I'm always in my room; parents complain. When I go out; parents complain.
Women don't want to hear what you think, women want to hear what they think, in a deeper voice.
Playing comes first, you can work later.
You said what you said and you said what you said, so what you said is what you said.
If most people said what was on their minds, they'd be speechless.
Boyfriends are like goal keepers. Just because they are there doesn't mean you can't score.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
If being sexy were against the law you'd be guilty as charged.
Live everyday like it's your last because someday you will be right.
I knew I was in love when all those stupid love songs started to make sense.
Did you just slap my ass? NO!? Damn I was hoping you did.
There's no such thing as good girls gone bad, only bad girls found out.
