Regret lasts longer than fear.
Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?
Life isn't about staying dry, it's about learning how to play in the rain.
Don't wait for anybody to complete you.
It's hard to talk face to face, when your head is up your ass.
I eat problems, then shit out success.
When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 52 people. Then the grenade exploded.
Problems cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them.
Testing boys by not responding to their txts to see if they'll txt you again.
If your life is so shitty maybe you should wipe your ass better.
Rappers always talk about robbing people in their songs, thats why I download all their songs for free. Payback!
The ultimate price you pay is nothing but time.
Alarm Clocks, because every morning should begin with a heart attack.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
Love me always, love me never, but don't love me sometimes.
I miss you like an idiot misses the point.
I hate when I'm on the couch after a long day, I put the TV on and then my family starts having a competition of who can be the loudest.
