Regret lasts longer than fear.
Dreams lift when reality falls.
If she talks to you about everyone then she must talk to everyone about you.
We are bestfriends. Always remember that when you fall, I'll pick you up. After I finish laughing.
The awkward moment when someones yelling at you and your desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
Karma's a bitch when you're a bitch.
Next time someone says "sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me" I'm gonna throw the dictionary at them.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.
Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.
I swear to drunk I'm not god.
Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I most need it.
I would love you if love meant the complete opposite of what it means today.
I am not afraid of death, it's just that I prefer not to be there when it happens.
He broke her heart. She broke his X-Box. I think we all know who cried harder.
Alarm Clocks, because every morning should begin with a heart attack.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
