Regret lasts longer than fear.
Nice shoes! Wanna screw?
A real man gives up one night stands for a woman he can't stand one night without.
Why don't you just swallow all that makeup you put on? You might become pretty on the inside.
Sex is like money. It's only a problem when you don't have any.
If you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it.
Patience gets you everywhere on time.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
Gravity is not the reason why people fall in love.
Life sucks. But what it sucks on we may never know.
Learn to spell, kids. Auto Correct isn't always write.
Got an issue? Get a tissue.
I told my ex I felt like killing her, and she said I needed professional help, So I hired a hitman.
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection.
If you want to look young and thin, hang out around fat old people.
Have you ever noticed that when you walk into a spider web you suddenly become a ninja?
The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.
If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other.
