Regret lasts longer than fear.
Single doesn't always mean lonely and Relationship doesn't always mean happy.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Fear not the weapon, but the hand that wields it.
If she talks to you about everyone then she must talk to everyone about you.
The world is full of guys, be a man.
People are stupid, with random moments of brilliance.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
True friends stab you in the front!
Don't waste electricity, would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?
I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking straight right now.
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
A real man gives up one night stands for a woman he can't stand one night without.
You should never ruin an apology with an excuse.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
Stubbing your toe and telling the inanimate object to f*ck off.
Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I most need it.
Did you just slap my ass? NO!? Damn I was hoping you did.
F that B.
