Regret lasts longer than fear.
I hate when I'm tired and sleepy, but when I go to bed my body says "Just kidding."
He who laughs last didn't get it.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other.
Sex is like money. It's only a problem when you don't have any.
Cool story bro. You should get it in Oprah's book club.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
Baby, I treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
I'll advise you... don't mess with me: I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.
Mephobia. The fear of becoming so awesome that everyone dies.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
Those who like me, raise your hand. Those who don't, raise your standards.
If I got a nickel every time I told my wife I loved her....I'd have a nickel.
You said what you said and you said what you said, so what you said is what you said.
You can hold on to a person but not a relationship.
I love you more than a fat kid loves cake.
The smile is every woman's sexiest curve.
