Regret lasts longer than fear.
You have ONE advantage over me, you can kiss my ass and I can't.
When your mum decides to be in the room while you're on the computer so you just switch to Google and just stare at it.
We just have to accept the fact that some people are going to stay in our hearts....even if they don't stay in our lives.
We always start with completing the difficult. It just takes us a little longer to do the impossible.
I'm not an alchoholic, I'm a drunk. Alchoholics go to meetings.
Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.
Some people should be high-fived...in the face.
Sex burns 25.7 calories per minute, with that being said, wanna work out?
Take chances, make mistakes, and don't regret a second of life.
Relationship status: Thank god there are 2 TVs in this house.
Life sucks. But what it sucks on we may never know.
That awkward moment when you don't die on Dec 21 and your kid asks you why he was born on Sept 21.
Every woman is beautiful, it just takes the right man to see it.
Just like every president has a teleprompter, every idiot has a cameraman.
Just because your smart doesn't mean your wise.
Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played.
Don't like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck
A pretty girl is nothing with an ugly attitude.
