Who you are, who you want to be, and who you once were can be three different people.
I'm experiencing Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time... I think I've forgotten this before...
I have finally decided to give a crap. Now who wants the first piece?
Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world.
We put the "us" in trust, baby.
Believe in yourself. If you don't, then no one else will have a reason to.
Next time someone says "sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me" I'm gonna throw the dictionary at them.
Forget it enough to get over it, remember it enough so it doesnt happen again.
You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Coughing in front of smokers to make them feel guilty.
Shit happens bro. Now get over it.
Every day you will meet a moron; if you haven't met one today, tomorrow you'll meet two.
Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.
Take my advice, don't listen to my advice.
The word 'studying' was made up of two words originally - 'students dying'.
Every sinner has a future, every saint has a past.
Got an issue? Get a tissue.
Chuck Norris made orange juice concentrate.
