Who you are, who you want to be, and who you once were can be three different people.
I'll advise you... don't mess with me: I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.
To whom much is expected, much should be suspected.
Haters are just confused admirers.
Unicorns are awesome. I am awesome. Therefore, I am a unicorn.
Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.
Research shows that 90% of men don't know how to use condom, these people are called DADS.
You don't need some one to complete you, you just need someone to accept you completely...
I'm your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly.
Everyone is gifted, but some people never open their package.
Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.
Cool story bro. Wanna hear mine? It's a fairy tale; once upon a time, I don't give a shit. The end.
Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die.
True friends stab you in the front!
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
"**** ***** is now friends with ****** ****** and 64 other people" damn....what a Facebook whore.
Until a man finds something to die for, he has nothing to live for.
