Who you are, who you want to be, and who you once were can be three different people.
You can't buy love....but you pay heavily for it.
Every woman is beautiful, it just takes the right man to see it.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Life is a bitch, but totally do-able.
It's not how much you love someone that matters, it's how much you make them feel loved.
Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die.
Playing comes first, you can work later.
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
I know the beginning and end of this book but what shapes life are the chapters between.
I need a six month holiday, twice a year.
I couldn't help but notice that awesome ends with 'me' and ugly starts with 'u'.
"Dude that song is old"...."Well so is your mom....but you still listen to her."
If it put a smile on my face, there is no reason to regret.
I hate people who are lazy. They're so lazy, they don't even finish their own
It's hard to talk face to face, when your head is up your ass.
Chuck Norris will never die of a heart attack because his heart isn't that foolish to attack him.
You're only as good as your last game.
