Who you are, who you want to be, and who you once were can be three different people.
Cool story bro, changed my life.
Off; the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.
You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
I have no time for stupid people. But they sure do have time for me.
Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you weaker and weaker until it eventually kills you.
Most people are still alive because its illegal to shoot them.
Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
Cool story bro. Wanna hear mine? It's a fairy tale; once upon a time, I don't give a shit. The end.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Procrastination is like masturbation....you're only screwing yourself.
Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.
Right things happen at the wrong time if you wait for them to happen.
You can't define love, but love can define you.
Bought a CD of ice cream van music. Now I drive with the stereo on full blast, watching the disappointment on all the little kids faces.
Charlie Sheen just set record for 'fastest time to reach a million Twitter followers.' Not his only speed record.
I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
