Everyone is gifted, but some people never open their package.
Man: created by God, destroyed by a women.
I love that whenever we speak I have no idea what to say or how to feel.
Be kind and courteous to everyone you meet but have a plan to kill them quickly if necessary.
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
You need over 60 muscles to look angry and less then 10 to smile, so why tire yourself?
Who you are, who you want to be, and who you once were can be three different people.
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
Boobs. That's all, just like this if you like boobs.
2013: The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.
I'm killing time, waiting for time to kill me.
The greatest part of being imperfect, is being perfect at it.
I always wanted to be someone. I see now that I should have been more specific.
It's hard to talk face to face, when your head is up your ass.
To whom much is expected, much should be suspected.
Life is to SHORT, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.
If you find yourself using the expression "haters gonna hate" a lot, there's a better than average chance you're a douchebag.
Karma's a bitch when you're a bitch.
Don't like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck
