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Everyone is gifted, but some people never open their package.

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I'm not spoiled, I'm just well taken care of.

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I study for minutes and take breaks for hours.

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NO MUM. You're mad because you're wrong not because I was talking back.

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Thanks wind, you totally raped my hair.

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Women want one man to fulfill their every need. Men want every woman to fulfill their one need.

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The world needs less people that judge and more people that love.

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If you got haters, you must be doing something right.

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2013: The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.

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Charlie Sheen just set record for 'fastest time to reach a million Twitter followers.' Not his only speed record.

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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

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A soulmate is meeting the piece of you that is missing. It's undeniable and scary, but you feel lost without it.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue! Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.

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Nice guys finish last, that is because they put their girls first.

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Ran into my ex last week... backed up and ran over his ass again.

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Fall in love with my mind.

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Don't allow someone to be your priorty while allowing yourself to be there option.