Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
When we hit our lowest point, We are open to the greatest changes.
I hate people who are lazy. They're so lazy, they don't even finish their own
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
I'll advise you... don't mess with me: I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.
I've gone bankrupt a few times and it's pretty scary. But eventually I make it to the ATM and get more money.
I'm your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
I say excuse me when I burp even when nobody is around....true gentleman.
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I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
It's hard to talk face to face, when your head is up your ass.
Love always costs more than you can afford, but its always worth the price.
The world is full of guys, be a man.
If you can't change your circumstances, change the way you respond to them.
I study for minutes and take breaks for hours.
You can't buy love....but you pay heavily for it.
