Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die.
Today is the Tomorrow we worried about Yesterday.
It's not how much you love someone that matters, it's how much you make them feel loved.
I'm not single. I'm in a long-standing relationship with fun and freedom.
Mephobia. The fear of becoming so awesome that everyone dies.
Why don't you just swallow all that makeup you put on? You might become pretty on the inside.
Fall in love with my mind.
Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity.
Cool story bro. The best part is when you stopped talking.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success.
You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
I know they say the first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.
Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
Be man enough to accept the consequences, be child enough to do it anyway.
When your mum decides to be in the room while you're on the computer so you just switch to Google and just stare at it.
Playing comes first, you can work later.
Cry over cuts and stitches not bastards and bitches.
