Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die.
Giving up does not always mean you're weak, sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.
Dreams lift when reality falls.
Some women can't find a GOOD MAN cause they're too busy looking for a PERFECT MAN.
Winners do what other people won't.
If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer...oh wait, he does.
I'm killing time, waiting for time to kill me.
I hate when I walk into a room, forget what I need, walk out and then remember.
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
Laughing is when a smile has an orgasm.
I will love you until the end. If you feel that I don't love you, this is just the beginning.
Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. Thats like stabbing someone then wondering why they're bleeding.
I didn't fall, I just caught the floor.
My brain: 5% names, 3% phone numbers, 2% stuff I should know for school, 90% song lyrics.
If a quiz is quizzical, what's a test?
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
Right things happen at the wrong time if you wait for them to happen.
Why is a school zone 20mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...
