My life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.
I am not good at giving advice, but can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.
S_CCESS can't be complete without U.
I'm tired of girls complaining that theres no good guys left...hello..we are where you left us, IN THE FRIEND ZONE.
The world is a fucked up place. You fit right in.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
Behind every girls favorite song, is an untold story.
I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated not to do anything.
Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.
Chuck Norris was bit by a poisonous snake. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake died.
Don't make time for people who can't make time for you.
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
I love walking in the rain 'cause no one can see me crying.
Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.
Sadly some boys think of girls as books; If the cover doesn't catch their eye they don't bother to read whats inside.
I don't know what's worse. Guys who refer to girls as b*tches, or the girls who actually respond to it.
The awkward moment when you politely decline food at a friends house and immediately regret the decision afterwards.
