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Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played.

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Born to be different, like everyone else.

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Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

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I love that whenever we speak I have no idea what to say or how to feel.

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Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to, unless you're in prison.

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It's not how much you love someone that matters, it's how much you make them feel loved.

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Dreams lift when reality falls.

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Everyone's fine with babies being entertained by keys, but let one baby drive a Porsche and suddenly I'm a horrible uncle.

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Mephobia. The fear of becoming so awesome that everyone dies.

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Unicorns are awesome. I am awesome. Therefore, I am a unicorn.

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The minute you settle for less than what you deserve you get less than what you settled for.

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Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.

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If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.

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It isn't till you've lost everything that you are free to do anything.

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Most people are still alive because its illegal to shoot them.

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You don't need some one to complete you, you just need someone to accept you completely...

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2013: The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.

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Chuck Norris will never die of a heart attack because his heart isn't that foolish to attack him.

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Be what you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.