Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.
When life throws a rock at you, throw back a brick.
I know the beginning and end of this book but what shapes life are the chapters between.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
If you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it.
I would love you if love meant the complete opposite of what it means today.
It's not how much you love someone that matters, it's how much you make them feel loved.
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
If you can't change your circumstances, change the way you respond to them.
You said what you said and you said what you said, so what you said is what you said.
If you find yourself using the expression "haters gonna hate" a lot, there's a better than average chance you're a douchebag.
Today was a beautiful day. Then you showed up.
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
You can't buy love....but you pay heavily for it.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
Good things don't always have to come to an end.
Everyone and everything eventually becomes only just a memory.
I'm not an alchoholic, I'm a drunk. Alchoholics go to meetings.
