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Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.

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Me: *sneeze* Class: *silence*. Popular girl: *sneeze* Class: God bless you amazing and lovely sweetheart.

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The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

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You cannot fathom the amount of fuck I do not give.

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It's not how much you love someone that matters, it's how much you make them feel loved.

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Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity.

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Don't make time for people who can't make time for you.

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Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop.

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Disappointments are just God's way of saying: "I've got something better." Be patient, live life, have faith.

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It's weird not to be weird.

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Women want one man to fulfill their every need. Men want every woman to fulfill their one need.

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Eventually people will realize that mistakes are meant for learning not repeating.

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Man: created by God, destroyed by a women.

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There are two kinds of secrets: one is not worth keeping and the other is too good to keep.

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S_CCESS can't be complete without U.

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Life is a case of spoon or be spooned.

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It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.

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Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection.

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Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.