Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.
Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
Sex is like money. It's only a problem when you don't have any.
Cool story bro. The best part is when you stopped talking.
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then lets get wasted and have the time of our lives.
The awkward moment when somebody asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.
Life isn't about staying dry, it's about learning how to play in the rain.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission.
Life's not a bitch, you're the bitch because your not trying hard enough.
If karma doesn't knock you out soon, I will.
It isn't till you've lost everything that you are free to do anything.
Never count on tomorrow because it may forget to show up.
You should never ruin an apology with an excuse.
Life is to SHORT, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.
Life is a bitch, but totally do-able.
