Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.
Those awkward karate chops you give door just incase it shocks you.
WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.
The awkward moment when you realize that people are really laughing at you, not with you.
You're only as good as your last game.
Maturity is knowing when to be immature.
Cool story bro. Put it in the history books with all the other boring sh*t I don't care about.
Know one cares how much you know, unless they know how much you care.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
Chuck Norris once strangled someone with a cordless phone.
Don't hate me because I'm better than you, hate yourself because you're not as good as me.
Would you like a table? ... "No, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground, a carpet for 5 please." -_-
What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
I'm your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
Thanks wind, you totally raped my hair.
Learn to spell, kids. Auto Correct isn't always write.
I have a lot of time on my hands when I'm wearing two watches.
Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.
Some women can't find a GOOD MAN cause they're too busy looking for a PERFECT MAN.