Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.
A man can sweep any woman off her feet, he just needs the right broom.
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.
Never frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile.
If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
I knew I was in love when all those stupid love songs started to make sense.
Shit happens bro. Now get over it.
I'm tired of girls complaining that theres no good guys left...hello..we are where you left us, IN THE FRIEND ZONE.
Last night I dreamt I was eating a giant marshmallow...when I woke up my pillow was gone.
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left then turn to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
Those who like me, raise your hand. Those who don't, raise your standards.
I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
The human heart is like a spring, to bounce back from pitfalls and rise to joys, and it definitely needs space.
Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.
"Dude, that song is old." Sorry, I didn't notice the expiry date.
Problems cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them.
