Born to be different, like everyone else.
Some people should be high-fived...in the face.
Everyday the sun rises, but it doesn't shine until you wake up.
I love walking in the rain 'cause no one can see me crying.
I'm sorry you had bad luck and turned out to be an idiot.
When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
I will still love you when you're no longer young and beautiful.
Life is a bitch, but totally do-able.
God made opposites. He made heaven and hell, darkness and light. He made me smart, and you....
Whatever floats your boat as long, as it doesn't sink mine.
I am not good at giving advice, but can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
True friends aren't bought, they are earned.
I didn't lose my sanity. I sent it away for its own protection.
If I'm weird with you, I'm comfortable with you.
The awkward moment when people are complaining about the sizes of their nose when Voldemort's in the room.
Life sucks. But what it sucks on we may never know.
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Cool story bro. The best part is when you stopped talking.
