Born to be different, like everyone else.
You know it's going to be a great story when its starts off with, "So this b*tch!..."
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
24 hours in a day 24 beers in a case coincidence? I think not.
I'm a very nice person...but for you I'll make an exception.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
You said what you said and you said what you said, so what you said is what you said.
Regret lasts longer than fear.
I went up to my moms face and screamed " I WANT FOOD !!! " Until I got slapped in the face
You should appreciate what you have, before it becomes what you had.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
Everyone keeps telling me how fun Angry Birds is, but I've been insulting my parakeet all week and he just seems hurt.
Alarm Clocks, because every morning should begin with a heart attack.
If a quiz is quizzical, what's a test?
If she talks to you about everyone then she must talk to everyone about you.
Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die.
You do not learn anything by doing everything right.
