Born to be different, like everyone else.
From a girl's point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a boy's point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.
Real eyes realize real lies.
Immaturity keeps me young.
Life is a bitch, but totally do-able.
I know I have friends and I know I have enemies. I just can't tell who is who.
Don't trip over bitches, walk over them.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Don't fall in love, fall off a bridge, trust me, it hurts less.
I can only endure saying goodbye because saying hello again will be all the sweeter.
Winners don't wait for chances, they grab them.
If you aren't good at lying, you better be good at keeping secrets.
I'm not flirting, I'm just acting extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.
Life's not a bitch, you're the bitch because your not trying hard enough.
The greatest part of being imperfect, is being perfect at it.
I will love you until the end. If you feel that I don't love you, this is just the beginning.
If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, 'In Jesus name, amen'
There are needs and there are wants. I need what I want.
Cool story bro. Publish it and sell it to someone who gives a shit.
