Born to be different, like everyone else.
Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
It takes more energy to look back than to look forward into the future.
I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
Every woman is beautiful, it just takes the right man to see it.
Teacher: Why can I hear talking? Student: Because you have ears.
Its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission.
Those who like me, raise your hand. Those who don't, raise your standards.
Life sucks. But what it sucks on we may never know.
I will love you until the end. If you feel that I don't love you, this is just the beginning.
Ran into my ex last week... backed up and ran over his ass again.
I'm a very nice person...but for you I'll make an exception.
People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
I think therefore I am, we think therefore it is.
The human heart is like a spring, to bounce back from pitfalls and rise to joys, and it definitely needs space.
Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.
Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die.
