Born to be different, like everyone else.
Did you just slap my ass? NO!? Damn I was hoping you did.
KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH, and you're middle finger HIGHER.
You can be worthless to someone, but priceless to another.
Maturity is knowing when to be immature.
How the hell does Freddy Kruger wipe his ass?
Cool story bro. Publish it and sell it to someone who gives a shit.
The awkward moment when somebody asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.
Auto-correct can kiss my ask.
I'm killing time, waiting for time to kill me.
People are stupid, with random moments of brilliance.
Everything becomes funnier when you're not allowed to laugh.
May the bridges I burn today, light the path tomorrow.
Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
Charlie Sheen just set record for 'fastest time to reach a million Twitter followers.' Not his only speed record.
I would love you if love meant the complete opposite of what it means today.
You can't buy love....but you pay heavily for it.
Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you weaker and weaker until it eventually kills you.
When single you see happy couples. When in a relationship you see happy singles.
