Born to be different, like everyone else.
If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then lets get wasted and have the time of our lives.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
Drunk words are sober thoughts.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
Cockiness is just confidence without confidence.
You can be worthless to someone, but priceless to another.
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch.
2013: The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.
I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
I went up to my moms face and screamed " I WANT FOOD !!! " Until I got slapped in the face
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but is your name Susan?
I'm not single. I'm in a long-standing relationship with fun and freedom.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated not to do anything.
I don't make the same mistake twice....I make it 5 or 6 times just to make sure.
If at first you don't succeed..... CHEAT!
