Born to be different, like everyone else.
Hello substitute teacher... Goodbye assigned seats.
I'm not addicted to Twitter. I only tweet when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.
Love me always, love me never, but don't love me sometimes.
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
I would love you if love meant the complete opposite of what it means today.
Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like giving them a second bullet for their gun because they missed the first time.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift. That is why they call it the present.
When all fails, kamikaze and take everyone with you.
History always has a way of repeating itself, bad or good, a perfect circle.
I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it.
Dreams lift when reality falls.
When single you see happy couples. When in a relationship you see happy singles.
Be what you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left then turn to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.
Don't look back. You'll miss what's in front of you.
The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.
Haters hate because they are what you ain't.
