Born to be different, like everyone else.
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
Perception is everything.
We put the "us" in trust, baby.
Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off.
If all MEN are the same, why do WOMEN take so long to choose one?
Problems cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them.
I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.
Be what you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
I'm not flirting, I'm just acting extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem.
May the bridges I burn today, light the path tomorrow.
He broke her heart. She broke his X-Box. I think we all know who cried harder.
Definition of disappointment: guy runs into a wall with a boner and breaks his nose first...
No really officer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
The ultimate price you pay is nothing but time.
