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Born to be different, like everyone else.

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After Mondays and Tuesdays even the calender says WTF.

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War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

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Kim Jong Il's last words. "Hey, you're Chuck Nor....."

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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

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My foot just fell asleep. I think I'm gonna kick it with your face to wake it up.

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I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

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Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

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Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.

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Dear Boyfriend, Your wallet was getting fat so I thought I'd take it out for some exercise. Sincerely, your Girlfriend.

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Stubbing your toe and telling the inanimate object to f*ck off.

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Life isn't about staying dry, it's about learning how to play in the rain.

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Physiological fact: emotional pain lasts for twelve minutes, anything else is self inflicted.

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2013: The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.

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If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.

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If you aren't good at lying, you better be good at keeping secrets.

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When you're sober you think twice before you speak but when you're drunk you speak twice before you think.

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If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.

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Don't wait for anybody to complete you.