I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
Depression is not a sign of weakness. It is a sign of being too strong for too long.
If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift. That is why they call it the present.
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
I have no time for stupid people. But they sure do have time for me.
I need a six month holiday, twice a year.
God made opposites. He made heaven and hell, darkness and light. He made me smart, and you....
Short answers silent treatment not smiling = You did something wrong.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 52 people. Then the grenade exploded.
You can spend your life avoiding your dreams, but everynight you go to sleep.
We're all born screaming, naked, and starving...then it's pretty much downhill from there.
Life is to SHORT, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.
I think therefore I am, we think therefore it is.
Finding the meaning to life gives life no meaning.
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except marriage, marriage will kill you.
Smart girls open their mind, easy girls open their legs, and foolish girls open their heart.
