I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
I knew I was in love when all those stupid love songs started to make sense.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
I love walking in the rain 'cause no one can see me crying.
I bet Osama Bin Laden regrets coming out of hiding to watch the Royal Wedding.
If your life is so shitty maybe you should wipe your ass better.
That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.
The word 'studying' was made up of two words originally - 'students dying'.
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
Until a man finds something to die for, he has nothing to live for.
How the hell does Freddy Kruger wipe his ass?
The awkward moment when Edward and Santa bump into each other in your room because they're both watching you sleep.
I'm sorry you had bad luck and turned out to be an idiot.
24 hours in a day 24 beers in a case coincidence? I think not.
I swear to drunk I'm not god.
I'm not spoiled, I'm just well taken care of.
Taking forever to pick up a phone call because you're dancing to your ring tone.
I will stop loving you when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw a legless man walk on water, yeah that means never.
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
