There are two kinds of secrets: one is not worth keeping and the other is too good to keep.
2013: The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
You never realize how offensive your music is until your parents are sitting in the passenger seat.