I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
I didn't lose my sanity. I sent it away for its own protection.
New anti depressant for lesbians... Trycoxagain
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Short answers silent treatment not smiling = You did something wrong.
True friends aren't bought, they are earned.
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
Those who like me, raise your hand. Those who don't, raise your standards.
When life throws a rock at you, throw back a brick.
To whom much is expected, much should be suspected.
Homework: Do me do me. Internet: Don't listen to that slut.
The human heart is like a spring, to bounce back from pitfalls and rise to joys, and it definitely needs space.
You should appreciate what you have, before it becomes what you had.
Perception is everything.
I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
11.24265336624% of people pay too much attention to details.
I couldn't help but notice that awesome ends with 'me' and ugly starts with 'u'.
The awkward moment when somebody asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.
