I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Men are like parking lots; all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
"Dude, that song is old." Sorry, I didn't notice the expiry date.
Live everyday like it's your last because someday you will be right.
I am not afraid of death, it's just that I prefer not to be there when it happens.
Never count on tomorrow because it may forget to show up.
F that B.
The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Teacher: Why can I hear talking? Student: Because you have ears.
If most people said what was on their minds, they'd be speechless.
Who you are, who you want to be, and who you once were can be three different people.
Love always costs more than you can afford, but its always worth the price.
Here's a condom so that you can have protection while you go fuck yourself. :)
Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.
If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself.
If your not going to win the argument, lie.
