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I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?

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Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.

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Haters hate because they are what you ain't.

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If all MEN are the same, why do WOMEN take so long to choose one?

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I am not good at giving advice, but can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

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If we only attempt that which we are capable of doing, we will never grow.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except marriage, marriage will kill you.

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You cannot fathom the amount of fuck I do not give.

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Light up the world with your smile, because you never know who might be stuck somewhere dark.

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Patience gets you everywhere on time.

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

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Hurting someone with the truth is better than killing them with a lie.

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Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

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Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I most need it.

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It's hard to talk face to face, when your head is up your ass.

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If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, 'In Jesus name, amen'

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When I'm always in my room; parents complain. When I go out; parents complain.

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I'm not giving you an hour, or a second, or another minute longer. I'm busy getting stronger.

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Short answers silent treatment not smiling = You did something wrong.