I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
The awkward moment when teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
Those awkward karate chops you give door just incase it shocks you.
Patience gets you everywhere on time.
The sacrifice of hiding in the light is living with your shadows.
Nice guys finish last, that is because they put their girls first.
Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like giving them a second bullet for their gun because they missed the first time.
I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
Everybody thinks that a girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. Yeah right, our dream is to EAT WITHOUT GETTING FAT!
When single you see happy couples. When in a relationship you see happy singles.
If it put a smile on my face, there is no reason to regret.
Winners do what other people won't.
When life blows sometimes the best thing you can be is a dick.
Finding the meaning to life gives life no meaning.
I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.
Teacher: "DO YOU WANT TO SPEND LUNCH IN MY CLASS?!" Me: Are you asking me out? O_O
Last night I dreamt I was eating a giant marshmallow...when I woke up my pillow was gone.
Imagine how different your life would be if you said literally everything that was on your mind.
The last thing I want to do is die.
