I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
Never frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile.
If we only attempt that which we are capable of doing, we will never grow.
The greatest part of being imperfect, is being perfect at it.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Cool story bro, now go make me a sandwich.
I love you more than a fat kid loves cake.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Winners do what other people won't.
Pickles are just cucumbers soaked in evil.
That awkward moment when sluts wear clothes.
If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a woman who learns her place.
Don't make time for people who can't make time for you.
If someone tries to bring you down it means that you are higher than them.
Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.
You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.
