I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
Cool story bro. Yeah your mums in the next chapter.
The awkward moment when you politely decline food at a friends house and immediately regret the decision afterwards.
I know the beginning and end of this book but what shapes life are the chapters between.
Life is a case of spoon or be spooned.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Perception is everything.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
We just have to accept the fact that some people are going to stay in our hearts....even if they don't stay in our lives.
Auto-correct can kiss my ask.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Gravity is not the reason why people fall in love.
Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die.
When I watch MTV Cribs, the feeling of guilt from illegally downloading songs goes away.
Boyfriends are like goal keepers. Just because they are there doesn't mean you can't score.
May the bridges I burn today, light the path tomorrow.
