I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
Truth can stand on its own, only lies require faith.
A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.
Don't fall in love, fall off a bridge, trust me, it hurts less.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
Cool story bro. Wanna hear mine? It's a fairy tale; once upon a time, I don't give a shit. The end.
You said what you said and you said what you said, so what you said is what you said.
Don't like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck
How the hell does Freddy Kruger wipe his ass?
To whom much is expected, much should be suspected.
Laughing at the person because the joke was a fail.
I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
It's better to be the owner of your silence than the slave of your words.
Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.
Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played.
Thanks wind, you totally raped my hair.
