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I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?

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Giving up does not always mean you're weak, sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.

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The awkward moment when the world doesn't end on December 21st 2012, and a lot of girls end up being pregnant.

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That sad moment when you find an old conversation between you and someone you don't talk to anymore.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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Men are like parking lots; all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.

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God made Heaven and Earth, the rest was made in China.

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Chuck Norris has three types of laundry...whites, darks and blood stained.

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Don't fall in love, fall off a bridge, trust me, it hurts less.

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God must love stupid people. He made SO many.

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You need over 60 muscles to look angry and less then 10 to smile, so why tire yourself?

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Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.

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We put the "us" in trust, baby.

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"**** ***** is now friends with ****** ****** and 64 other people" damn....what a Facebook whore.

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Truth can stand on its own, only lies require faith.

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Cool story bro. The best part is when you stopped talking.

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If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer...oh wait, he does.

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Every woman is beautiful, it just takes the right man to see it.

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