I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
The minute you settle for less than what you deserve you get less than what you settled for.
Stubbing your toe and telling the inanimate object to f*ck off.
Got an issue? Get a tissue.
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
Love me always, love me never, but don't love me sometimes.
If I don't answer your first call, calling me 39971629829202 times won't make me pick up.
Cry over cuts and stitches not bastards and bitches.
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
I think therefore I am, we think therefore it is.
A relationship with NO TRUST is like a car with no gasoline. You can stay in it all you want but it won't go anywhere.
Love is calling back regardless of how many times they hangup on you.
I know I have friends and I know I have enemies. I just can't tell who is who.
Boyfriends are like goal keepers. Just because they are there doesn't mean you can't score.
If karma doesn't knock you out soon, I will.
Right things happen at the wrong time if you wait for them to happen.
If you can't change your circumstances, change the way you respond to them.
