I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
The awkward moment when someone is yelling at you and you're desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
It's hard to answer "what's wrong", when nothing is right...
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except marriage, marriage will kill you.
KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH, and you're middle finger HIGHER.
Good things don't always have to come to an end.
Real eyes realize real lies.
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes... That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Life sucks. But what it sucks on we may never know.
There are two kinds of secrets: one is not worth keeping and the other is too good to keep.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
If we only attempt that which we are capable of doing, we will never grow.
Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly.
Pickles are just cucumbers soaked in evil.
I don't have enough middle fingers to show you how I feel.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
