If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.
If I'm weird with you, I'm comfortable with you.
Dear Bull, What did I do to deserve so much shit?
I'm a very nice person...but for you I'll make an exception.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of bill payments.
Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world.
Lifes a bitch....so when life sucks just sit back and enjoy the head.
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too, bitch.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
You can be worthless to someone, but priceless to another.
The sacrifice of hiding in the light is living with your shadows.
Shit happens bro. Now get over it.
When all fails, kamikaze and take everyone with you.
Women want one man to fulfill their every need. Men want every woman to fulfill their one need.
To whom much is expected, much should be suspected.
Life is a case of spoon or be spooned.
The awkward moment when the world doesn't end on December 21st 2012, and a lot of girls end up being pregnant.
Nice shoes! Wanna screw?
My ideal mate is someone like you, but with a different personality and with a different face.
