If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
I would love you if love meant the complete opposite of what it means today.
No one said it would be easy but I'm saying it's going to be worth it.
Never close a door that someone still holds a key to.
Everybody is a student for life.
If you're lucky enough to be different, never change.
I go to bed late every night and I realize it was bad idea every morning.
Laughing at the person because the joke was a fail.
I knew I was in love when all those stupid love songs started to make sense.
Ran into my ex last week... backed up and ran over his ass again.
There's no such thing as good girls gone bad, only bad girls found out.
If you can't beat them, taze them.
Cool story bro. Put it in the history books with all the other boring sh*t I don't care about.
Love me always, love me never, but don't love me sometimes.
Cool story bro. The best part is when you stopped talking.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
I'm not spoiled, I'm just well taken care of.
I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.
