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If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.

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Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.

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Chuck Norris made orange juice concentrate.

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I would love you if love meant the complete opposite of what it means today.

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Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?

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When your best friend comes to you with a bitch problem and you're like"I don't give a fuck."

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If you can't be a good example then at least be a horrible warning.

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Don't like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck

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Cool story bro. Wanna hear mine? It's a fairy tale; once upon a time, I don't give a shit. The end.

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True friends aren't bought, they are earned.

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I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.

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A man can sweep any woman off her feet, he just needs the right broom.

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We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.

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Don't allow someone to be your priorty while allowing yourself to be there option.

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Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.

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Love always costs more than you can afford, but its always worth the price.

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Its the scars that can't be seen that take the longest to heal.

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Everyone and everything eventually becomes only just a memory.

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Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.