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If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.

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The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.

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Laughter is a better way to bring tears to the eyes.

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The awkward moment when you politely decline food at a friends house and immediately regret the decision afterwards.

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Cool story bro. Put it in the history books with all the other boring sh*t I don't care about.

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Its the scars that can't be seen that take the longest to heal.

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Everybody is a student for life.

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"Dude that song is old"...."Well so is your mom....but you still listen to her."

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Homework: Do me do me. Internet: Don't listen to that slut.

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Treat every problem as your dog would: If you can't eat it, fuck it or piss on it, then walk away.

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Know one cares how much you know, unless they know how much you care.

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Face your problems, don't facebook them.

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A girl looks at what a man drives. A woman looks at what drives a man.

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The ultimate price you pay is nothing but time.

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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

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Next time someone says "sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me" I'm gonna throw the dictionary at them.

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I'm thinking of a finger, and it's not 1, 2, 4, or 5.

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The minute you settle for less than what you deserve you get less than what you settled for.

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You know you're getting old when people start telling you how young you look.