If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.
I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter then you.
I love that whenever we speak I have no idea what to say or how to feel.
I say excuse me when I burp even when nobody is around....true gentleman.
Everyone keeps telling me how fun Angry Birds is, but I've been insulting my parakeet all week and he just seems hurt.
Laughing at the person because the joke was a fail.
I didn't lose my sanity. I sent it away for its own protection.
I couldn't help but notice that awesome ends with 'me' and ugly starts with 'u'.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?'Hold my purse.'
I don't know what's worse. Guys who refer to girls as b*tches, or the girls who actually respond to it.
You'll never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
When a teacher sends you outside you have successfully won the argument.
Me: *sneeze* Class: *silence*. Popular girl: *sneeze* Class: God bless you amazing and lovely sweetheart.
Everybody is a student for life.
Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.
How ironic is life. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes
I swear Mario is a hobo! he wakes up wearing the same clothes, runs in sewers, and steals coins. To buy what. MUSHROOMS?
Eventually people will realize that mistakes are meant for learning not repeating.
Life's not a bitch, you're the bitch because your not trying hard enough.
