If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.
Believe in yourself. If you don't, then no one else will have a reason to.
My ideal mate is someone like you, but with a different personality and with a different face.
The awkward moment when Edward and Santa bump into each other in your room because they're both watching you sleep.
A man can sweep any woman off her feet, he just needs the right broom.
When your best friend comes to you with a bitch problem and you're like"I don't give a fuck."
I know they say the first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.
If at first you don't succeed..... CHEAT!
Karma's a bitch when you're a bitch.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
If karma doesn't knock you out soon, I will.
The last thing I want to do is die.
Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly.
Wherever you go, there you are.
Never close a door that someone still holds a key to.
Hello substitute teacher... Goodbye assigned seats.
You never how much is enough until you know how much is too much.
When I'm always in my room; parents complain. When I go out; parents complain.
Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.
