If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.
Homework: Do me do me. Internet: Don't listen to that slut.
You need over 60 muscles to look angry and less then 10 to smile, so why tire yourself?
I'll advise you... don't mess with me: I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.
I don't make the same mistake twice....I make it 5 or 6 times just to make sure.
I have no time for stupid people. But they sure do have time for me.
You should appreciate what you have, before it becomes what you had.
The awkward moment when you realize that people are really laughing at you, not with you.
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, but stays on purpose.
Life is a case of spoon or be spooned.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday, and when its not my birthday.
You don't like my opinion, wait until you hear the ones I keep to myself.
Don't hate me because I'm better than you, hate yourself because you're not as good as me.
Nice shoes! Wanna screw?
Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.
When staring someone in the eyes, u wait for them to stare back at you.
Forget it enough to get over it, remember it enough so it doesnt happen again.
I'm not spoiled, I'm just well taken care of.
