Each morning when we wake up, we have two choices: go back to sleep and keep dreaming, or wake up and chase those dreams.
I told my ex I felt like killing her, and she said I needed professional help, So I hired a hitman.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
"**** ***** is now friends with ****** ****** and 64 other people" damn....what a Facebook whore.