Each morning when we wake up, we have two choices: go back to sleep and keep dreaming, or wake up and chase those dreams.
2013: The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.
From a girl's point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a boy's point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.
What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
Not everyone's gonna understand you and that's ok.
Love is calling back regardless of how many times they hangup on you.
After Mondays and Tuesdays even the calender says WTF.
We put the "us" in trust, baby.
Life is like a penis, when it gets hard, fuck it.
Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.
I wish I was as much of a morning person as my penis is.
You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
There's no such thing as good girls gone bad, only bad girls found out.
When life blows sometimes the best thing you can be is a dick.
The awkward moment when the world doesn't end on December 21st 2012, and a lot of girls end up being pregnant.
Single doesn't always mean lonely and Relationship doesn't always mean happy.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
I didn't lose my sanity. I sent it away for its own protection.
