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Each morning when we wake up, we have two choices: go back to sleep and keep dreaming, or wake up and chase those dreams.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue! Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.

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My brain: 5% names, 3% phone numbers, 2% stuff I should know for school, 90% song lyrics.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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Hurting someone with the truth is better than killing them with a lie.

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Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop.

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Cool story bro. Wanna hear mine? It's a fairy tale; once upon a time, I don't give a shit. The end.

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I would kick your ass right now, but that would be animal abuse.

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"Dude that song is old"...."Well so is your mom....but you still listen to her."

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I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

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If you got haters, you must be doing something right.

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My ideal mate is someone like you, but with a different personality and with a different face.

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If it put a smile on my face, there is no reason to regret.

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Accept what you can't change and change what you can't accept.

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My biggest mistake is not kissing you when I had the chance.

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24 hours in a day 24 beers in a case coincidence? I think not.

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When I'm bored, I eat. When I'm happy, I eat. When I'm sad, I eat.

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Off; the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.

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It's half water, and half air. So really, the glass is never half empty.