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Each morning when we wake up, we have two choices: go back to sleep and keep dreaming, or wake up and chase those dreams.

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I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.

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Kiss me if I'm wrong, but is your name Susan?

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I went up to my moms face and screamed " I WANT FOOD !!! " Until I got slapped in the face

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Its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission.

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We are bestfriends. Always remember that when you fall, I'll pick you up. After I finish laughing.

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When we hit our lowest point, We are open to the greatest changes.

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Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

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Real eyes realize real lies.

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I need a six month holiday, twice a year.

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Born to be different, like everyone else.

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I don't have enough middle fingers to show you how I feel.

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If your not going to win the argument, lie.

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Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

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You can't buy love....but you pay heavily for it.

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I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday, and when its not my birthday.

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Love needs to get glasses.

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Cry over cuts and stitches not bastards and bitches.

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That awkward moment when your in class then your stomach decides to make this dying whale's voice.