Each morning when we wake up, we have two choices: go back to sleep and keep dreaming, or wake up and chase those dreams.
I'm not giving you an hour, or a second, or another minute longer. I'm busy getting stronger.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
True friends aren't bought, they are earned.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
The awkward moment when you're eavesdropping on a strangers conversation and accidentally laugh out loud at a funny part.
Rappers always talk about robbing people in their songs, thats why I download all their songs for free. Payback!
Got an issue? Get a tissue.
Everyone keeps telling me how fun Angry Birds is, but I've been insulting my parakeet all week and he just seems hurt.
People are stupid, with random moments of brilliance.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Not everyone's gonna understand you and that's ok.
Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.
Some people should be high-fived...in the face.
Negativity is poison for the soul.
Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.
I'm not an Alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, I already have one.
