Each morning when we wake up, we have two choices: go back to sleep and keep dreaming, or wake up and chase those dreams.
My foot just fell asleep. I think I'm gonna kick it with your face to wake it up.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
When all fails, kamikaze and take everyone with you.
I say excuse me when I burp even when nobody is around....true gentleman.
If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then lets get wasted and have the time of our lives.
If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.
Dear Boyfriend, Your wallet was getting fat so I thought I'd take it out for some exercise. Sincerely, your Girlfriend.
The human heart is like a spring, to bounce back from pitfalls and rise to joys, and it definitely needs space.
Boyfriends are like goal keepers. Just because they are there doesn't mean you can't score.
I love that whenever we speak I have no idea what to say or how to feel.
Face your problems, don't facebook them.
Cry over cuts and stitches not bastards and bitches.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
I'm not flirting, I'm just acting extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
