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Each morning when we wake up, we have two choices: go back to sleep and keep dreaming, or wake up and chase those dreams.

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Your character is more accurately determined by what you say about others behind their backs.

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Smart girls open their mind, easy girls open their legs, and foolish girls open their heart.

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Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

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Drunk words are sober thoughts.

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Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?

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"Dude, that song is old." Sorry, I didn't notice the expiry date.

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Not everyone's gonna understand you and that's ok.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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I don't know what's worse. Guys who refer to girls as b*tches, or the girls who actually respond to it.

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If someone tries to bring you down it means that you are higher than them.

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Mario: An Italian plumber that was created by Japanese people, who speaks English, but looks like a Mexican.

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How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

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My grandma is 80 and she still doesn't need glasses... she drinks straight out of the bottle.

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Take my advice, don't listen to my advice.

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Aspire to inspire before you expire.

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I would love you if love meant the complete opposite of what it means today.

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Giving up does not always mean you're weak, sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.

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Everybody is a student for life.