Each morning when we wake up, we have two choices: go back to sleep and keep dreaming, or wake up and chase those dreams.
We just have to accept the fact that some people are going to stay in our hearts....even if they don't stay in our lives.
Don't punish the man in front of you for the mistakes made by the man behind you.
Would you like a table? ... "No, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground, a carpet for 5 please." -_-
Haters make you famous.
Don't like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck
Don't let the fear of striking out, keep you from playing the game.
Cool story bro. Publish it and sell it to someone who gives a shit.
"Dude that song is old"...."Well so is your mom....but you still listen to her."
Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
A man can sweep any woman off her feet, he just needs the right broom.
That awkward moment when your pet is staring at you naked...
Mario: An Italian plumber that was created by Japanese people, who speaks English, but looks like a Mexican.
Just like every president has a teleprompter, every idiot has a cameraman.
I'll advise you... don't mess with me: I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.
We always start with completing the difficult. It just takes us a little longer to do the impossible.
Admit it! At one point in your life you closed the fridge really slowly to see when the light turns off.
Problems cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them.
