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Each morning when we wake up, we have two choices: go back to sleep and keep dreaming, or wake up and chase those dreams.

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I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.

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You are not a winner, just the last loser standing.

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Dear Boyfriend, Your wallet was getting fat so I thought I'd take it out for some exercise. Sincerely, your Girlfriend.

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Accept what you can't change and change what you can't accept.

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I don't know what's worse. Guys who refer to girls as b*tches, or the girls who actually respond to it.

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You don't like my opinion, wait until you hear the ones I keep to myself.

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Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.

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I want a person who comes into my life by accident, but stays on purpose.

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Single doesn't always mean lonely and Relationship doesn't always mean happy.

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Haters are just confused admirers.

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Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.

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I want to go to Heaven for the climate, and Hell for the company.

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I really need you to, put the camera down and step away from the mirror.

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I'm not spoiled, I'm just well taken care of.

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You never realize how offensive your music is until your parents are sitting in the passenger seat.

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I didn't fall, I just caught the floor.

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I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.

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Teacher: "DO YOU WANT TO SPEND LUNCH IN MY CLASS?!" Me: Are you asking me out? O_O