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Each morning when we wake up, we have two choices: go back to sleep and keep dreaming, or wake up and chase those dreams.

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I study for minutes and take breaks for hours.

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I'm not single. I'm in a long-standing relationship with fun and freedom.

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The awkward moment when Edward and Santa bump into each other in your room because they're both watching you sleep.

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I'm tired of girls complaining that theres no good guys left...hello..we are where you left us, IN THE FRIEND ZONE.

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The awkward moment when you're on a bouncy castle and you fall down and the other bitches on there wont stop jumping so u can't get back up.

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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I will stop loving you when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw a legless man walk on water, yeah that means never.

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That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off.

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You should never ruin an apology with an excuse.

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Don't like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck

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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

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Just because your smart doesn't mean your wise.

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Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?

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Today was a beautiful day. Then you showed up.

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If you find yourself using the expression "haters gonna hate" a lot, there's a better than average chance you're a douchebag.

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That awkward moment when your in class then your stomach decides to make this dying whale's voice.

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It isn't till you've lost everything that you are free to do anything.

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Playing comes first, you can work later.