X
Enter your quote:
140
Select Category:
  
Enter the numbers as shown:

vote

Each morning when we wake up, we have two choices: go back to sleep and keep dreaming, or wake up and chase those dreams.

vote

Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.

vote

Dear 'K', You should get arrested for killing conversations.

vote

2011: Cool story, bro. 1836: Interesting tale, my fine companion.

vote

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

vote

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.

vote

Last night I dreamt I was eating a giant marshmallow...when I woke up my pillow was gone.

vote

You do not learn anything by doing everything right.

vote

It isn't till you've lost everything that you are free to do anything.

vote

I don't have enough middle fingers to show you how I feel.

vote

That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off.

vote

Smart girls open their mind, easy girls open their legs, and foolish girls open their heart.

vote

If you're lucky enough to be different, never change.

vote

Shit happens bro. Now get over it.

vote

Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. Thats like stabbing someone then wondering why they're bleeding.

vote

I don't know what's worse. Guys who refer to girls as b*tches, or the girls who actually respond to it.

vote

Facebook is for for friends who are now strangers, Twitter is for strangers who should be your friends.

vote

I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday, and when its not my birthday.

vote

The world needs less people that judge and more people that love.