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I'll advise you... don't mess with me: I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.

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Taking forever to pick up a phone call because you're dancing to your ring tone.

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Don't erase your haters, embrace your haters.

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Mom: What do you think I am, made of money? Daughter: Isn't that what MOM stands for?

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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

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It's half water, and half air. So really, the glass is never half empty.

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Ladies, the only time it is okay to be skeleton skinny is when you are dead. So eat the frigging cookie and enjoy it.

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A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.

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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.

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I'm not giving you an hour, or a second, or another minute longer. I'm busy getting stronger.

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Light up the world with your smile, because you never know who might be stuck somewhere dark.

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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

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Right things happen at the wrong time if you wait for them to happen.

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Love always costs more than you can afford, but its always worth the price.

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Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

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War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

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Cool story bro. Put it in the history books with all the other boring sh*t I don't care about.