I'll advise you... don't mess with me: I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.
It's hard to answer "what's wrong", when nothing is right...
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
You should never ruin an apology with an excuse.
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
You do not learn anything by doing everything right.
I put the laughter in manslaughter.
I would love you if love meant the complete opposite of what it means today.
Just because your smart doesn't mean your wise.
Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
I know I have friends and I know I have enemies. I just can't tell who is who.
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
Mephobia. The fear of becoming so awesome that everyone dies.
You said what you said and you said what you said, so what you said is what you said.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
You can't buy love....but you pay heavily for it.
If most people said what was on their minds, they'd be speechless.
