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I'll advise you... don't mess with me: I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.

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The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

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Life is a bitch, but totally do-able.

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I'm not spoiled, I'm just well taken care of.

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When I'm always in my room; parents complain. When I go out; parents complain.

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I think 'First Response' and 'Plan B' should switch names.

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Take it easy, give it hard.

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Regret lasts longer than fear.

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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Patience gets you everywhere on time.

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No one said it would be easy but I'm saying it's going to be worth it.

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Letting go doesn't mean giving up, but rather accepting that there are things that cannot be.

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I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking straight right now.

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Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

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Dreams lift when reality falls.

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You're never too old to learn something stupid.

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If I don't answer your first call, calling me 39971629829202 times won't make me pick up.

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Life is not what you take of it, but what you make of it.

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Life is a case of spoon or be spooned.