I'll advise you... don't mess with me: I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.
You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
The greatest part of being imperfect, is being perfect at it.
You live and you learn.
When a teacher sends you outside you have successfully won the argument.
I'm killing time, waiting for time to kill me.
I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.
I always wanted to be someone. I see now that I should have been more specific.
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, but stays on purpose.
I don't have enough middle fingers to show you how I feel.
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
I have finally decided to give a crap. Now who wants the first piece?
A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.
It's hard to answer "what's wrong", when nothing is right...
That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.
It takes more energy to look back than to look forward into the future.
Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places
Lifes a bitch....so when life sucks just sit back and enjoy the head.
