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I'll advise you... don't mess with me: I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.

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The human heart is like a spring, to bounce back from pitfalls and rise to joys, and it definitely needs space.

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I'm not single. I'm in a long-standing relationship with fun and freedom.

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Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection.

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Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.

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Cool story bro. Put it in the history books with all the other boring sh*t I don't care about.

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Teacher: "DO YOU WANT TO SPEND LUNCH IN MY CLASS?!" Me: Are you asking me out? O_O

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The lottery: voluntary taxation.

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2011: Cool story, bro. 1836: Interesting tale, my fine companion.

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When your best friend comes to you with a bitch problem and you're like"I don't give a fuck."

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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

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If you got haters, you must be doing something right.

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Teacher: "You failed the test." - Student:"You failed to educate."

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I'm not addicted to Twitter. I only tweet when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.

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Everything becomes funnier when you're not allowed to laugh.

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Don't wait for anybody to complete you.

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I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?

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I hate when I'm on the couch after a long day, I put the TV on and then my family starts having a competition of who can be the loudest.

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I've gone bankrupt a few times and it's pretty scary. But eventually I make it to the ATM and get more money.