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I'll advise you... don't mess with me: I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.

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The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

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How ironic is life. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes

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When I watch MTV Cribs, the feeling of guilt from illegally downloading songs goes away.

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Unicorns are awesome. I am awesome. Therefore, I am a unicorn.

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You never realize how offensive your music is until your parents are sitting in the passenger seat.

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Haters make you famous.

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Trust in God but lock your car.

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If you got haters, you must be doing something right.

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Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

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The awkward moment when somebody asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.

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24 hours in a day 24 beers in a case coincidence? I think not.

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Don't fall in love, fall off a bridge, trust me, it hurts less.

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Ohh, that sounds kinda harsh. I better add a 'lol'.

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When I'm bored, I eat. When I'm happy, I eat. When I'm sad, I eat.

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Cool story bro. Publish it and sell it to someone who gives a shit.

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Research shows that 90% of men don't know how to use condom, these people are called DADS.

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A pretty girl is nothing with an ugly attitude.

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KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH, and you're middle finger HIGHER.