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I'll advise you... don't mess with me: I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.

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Everyday the sun rises, but it doesn't shine until you wake up.

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How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

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You can't buy love....but you pay heavily for it.

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Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.

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The human heart is like a spring, to bounce back from pitfalls and rise to joys, and it definitely needs space.

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Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

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Teacher: "You failed the test." - Student:"You failed to educate."

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I don't have enough middle fingers to show you how I feel.

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Born to be different, like everyone else.

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If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.

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God must love stupid people. He made SO many.

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Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

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If you're good at something, don't do it for free.

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It is true that there is no "I" in team. But there is an "I" in win.

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Real eyes realize real lies.

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A girl looks at what a man drives. A woman looks at what drives a man.

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I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.

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God made Heaven and Earth, the rest was made in China.