The ultimate price you pay is nothing but time.
I love you more than a fat kid loves cake.
I have a lot of time on my hands when I'm wearing two watches.
After Mondays and Tuesdays even the calender says WTF.
I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
Whatever floats your boat as long, as it doesn't sink mine.
Don't look back. You'll miss what's in front of you.
I hate when I'm on the couch after a long day, I put the TV on and then my family starts having a competition of who can be the loudest.
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, but stays on purpose.
History always has a way of repeating itself, bad or good, a perfect circle.
Some take the bait, others reel it in.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking straight right now.
Chuck Norris has three types of laundry...whites, darks and blood stained.
Sadly some boys think of girls as books; If the cover doesn't catch their eye they don't bother to read whats inside.
Don't fall in love, fall off a bridge, trust me, it hurts less.
You never realize how offensive your music is until your parents are sitting in the passenger seat.
The awkward moment when you're eavesdropping on a strangers conversation and accidentally laugh out loud at a funny part.
