The ultimate price you pay is nothing but time.
Every sinner has a future, every saint has a past.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off.
Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.
When your mum decides to be in the room while you're on the computer so you just switch to Google and just stare at it.
We put the "us" in trust, baby.
You should appreciate what you have, before it becomes what you had.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die.
Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.
Alarm Clocks, because every morning should begin with a heart attack.
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
Don't wait for anybody to complete you.
Sex is like money. It's only a problem when you don't have any.
If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then lets get wasted and have the time of our lives.
Negativity is poison for the soul.
Love is calling back regardless of how many times they hangup on you.
Haters hate because they are what you ain't.
