The word 'studying' was made up of two words originally - 'students dying'.
The world is a fucked up place. You fit right in.
Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
Be kind and courteous to everyone you meet but have a plan to kill them quickly if necessary.
Life sucks. But what it sucks on we may never know.
If being sexy were against the law you'd be guilty as charged.
I have moments of brilliance and hours of stupidity.
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left then turn to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.
If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then lets get wasted and have the time of our lives.
I'm thinking of a finger, and it's not 1, 2, 4, or 5.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter then you.
If you can't change your circumstances, change the way you respond to them.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
I think therefore I am, we think therefore it is.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.
Mephobia. The fear of becoming so awesome that everyone dies.
When I watch MTV Cribs, the feeling of guilt from illegally downloading songs goes away.
It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.
