The word 'studying' was made up of two words originally - 'students dying'.
I have moments of brilliance and hours of stupidity.
"Dude, that song is old." Sorry, I didn't notice the expiry date.
Live everyday like it's your last because someday you will be right.
Next time someone says "sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me" I'm gonna throw the dictionary at them.
Relationship status: Thank god there are 2 TVs in this house.
You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
Those awkward karate chops you give door just incase it shocks you.
Teacher: "DO YOU WANT TO SPEND LUNCH IN MY CLASS?!" Me: Are you asking me out? O_O
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
Smart girls open their mind, easy girls open their legs, and foolish girls open their heart.
A girl just told me she wants something with a lot of diamonds for her birthday, I'm gettin her a deck of cards!
I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated not to do anything.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift. That is why they call it the present.
Sadly some boys think of girls as books; If the cover doesn't catch their eye they don't bother to read whats inside.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too, bitch.
A relationship with NO TRUST is like a car with no gasoline. You can stay in it all you want but it won't go anywhere.
Believe in yourself. If you don't, then no one else will have a reason to.
