The word 'studying' was made up of two words originally - 'students dying'.
Laughing at the person because the joke was a fail.
Everyone and everything eventually becomes only just a memory.
If a quiz is quizzical, what's a test?
Last night I dreamt I was eating a giant marshmallow...when I woke up my pillow was gone.
I study for minutes and take breaks for hours.
Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
I hate people who are lazy. They're so lazy, they don't even finish their own
Cool story bro. You should get it in Oprah's book club.
True friends aren't bought, they are earned.
I didn't lose my sanity. I sent it away for its own protection.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
You can spend your life avoiding your dreams, but everynight you go to sleep.
Winners don't wait for chances, they grab them.
Brushing your teeth before breakfast, is the same as wiping your ass before taking a shit.
Women don't want to hear what you think, women want to hear what they think, in a deeper voice.
F that B.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Coughing in front of smokers to make them feel guilty.
