The word 'studying' was made up of two words originally - 'students dying'.
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
So my life has reached the point where I've stopped asking "Why me!?" and started asking "Oh, again?"
Taking forever to pick up a phone call because you're dancing to your ring tone.
It's not how much you love someone that matters, it's how much you make them feel loved.
Don't hate me because I'm better than you, hate yourself because you're not as good as me.
Lifes a bitch....so when life sucks just sit back and enjoy the head.
I think 'First Response' and 'Plan B' should switch names.
When your best friend comes to you with a bitch problem and you're like"I don't give a fuck."
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
A relationship with NO TRUST is like a car with no gasoline. You can stay in it all you want but it won't go anywhere.
Don't look back. You'll miss what's in front of you.
Haters are just confused admirers.
You got enemies, good that means you stood up for something.
Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
Cry over cuts and stitches not bastards and bitches.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
How much coke did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.
Be what you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
