The word 'studying' was made up of two words originally - 'students dying'.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
To whom much is expected, much should be suspected.
Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like giving them a second bullet for their gun because they missed the first time.
How the hell does Freddy Kruger wipe his ass?
"**** ***** is now friends with ****** ****** and 64 other people" damn....what a Facebook whore.
That awkward moment when you don't die on Dec 21 and your kid asks you why he was born on Sept 21.
I would love you if love meant the complete opposite of what it means today.
Just like every president has a teleprompter, every idiot has a cameraman.
I don't watch any reality TV because I seriously can't afford to hate society any more than I already do.
11.24265336624% of people pay too much attention to details.
After Mondays and Tuesdays even the calender says WTF.
Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity.
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
God made Heaven and Earth, the rest was made in China.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
I eat problems, then shit out success.
