The word 'studying' was made up of two words originally - 'students dying'.
The awkward moment when you're on a bouncy castle and you fall down and the other bitches on there wont stop jumping so u can't get back up.
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
God made Heaven and Earth, the rest was made in China.
If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.
Sex is like money. It's only a problem when you don't have any.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
Facebook is for for friends who are now strangers, Twitter is for strangers who should be your friends.
You know you're getting old when people start telling you how young you look.
It's not the goodbye that hurts, but the flashbacks that follow.
I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
If you aren't good at lying, you better be good at keeping secrets.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?
Winners do what other people won't.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but is your name Susan?
Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.
