The word 'studying' was made up of two words originally - 'students dying'.
Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.
Kim Jong Il's last words. "Hey, you're Chuck Nor....."
Would you like a table? ... "No, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground, a carpet for 5 please." -_-
I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
Ran into my ex last week... backed up and ran over his ass again.
I would kick your ass right now, but that would be animal abuse.
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Off; the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.
Dear 'K', You should get arrested for killing conversations.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Life is a bitch, but totally do-able.
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
Good things don't always have to come to an end.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
I don't know what's worse. Guys who refer to girls as b*tches, or the girls who actually respond to it.
Never count on tomorrow because it may forget to show up.
