The word 'studying' was made up of two words originally - 'students dying'.
Some people should be high-fived...in the face.
Don't fall in love, fall off a bridge, trust me, it hurts less.
If I'm weird with you, I'm comfortable with you.
I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.
Just like every president has a teleprompter, every idiot has a cameraman.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Girls are like aspirin. I take two and go to bed.
I'm not single. I'm in a long-standing relationship with fun and freedom.
That awkward moment when sluts wear clothes.
No really officer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
I know they say the first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.
Behind every girls favorite song, is an untold story.
I didn't fall, I just caught the floor.
That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off.
If most people said what was on their minds, they'd be speechless.
That awkward moment when your pet is staring at you naked...
What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
