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There are two kinds of secrets: one is not worth keeping and the other is too good to keep.

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That sad moment when you find an old conversation between you and someone you don't talk to anymore.

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May the bridges I burn today, light the path tomorrow.

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Mephobia. The fear of becoming so awesome that everyone dies.

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Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.

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Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.

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You know it's going to be a great story when its starts off with, "So this b*tch!..."

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Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.

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Love always costs more than you can afford, but its always worth the price.

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Smart girls open their mind, easy girls open their legs, and foolish girls open their heart.

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Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.

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Haters make you famous.

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That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.

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I want to go to Heaven for the climate, and Hell for the company.

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Mom: What do you think I am, made of money? Daughter: Isn't that what MOM stands for?

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Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

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You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

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History always has a way of repeating itself, bad or good, a perfect circle.

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In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.