There are two kinds of secrets: one is not worth keeping and the other is too good to keep.
Don't wait for anybody to complete you.
The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Immaturity keeps me young.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
I will stop loving you when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw a legless man walk on water, yeah that means never.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
The awkward moment when people are complaining about the sizes of their nose when Voldemort's in the room.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I wanted a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
Mom: What do you think I am, made of money? Daughter: Isn't that what MOM stands for?
Whatever floats your boat as long, as it doesn't sink mine.
Cool story bro. In what chapter do you shut the fuck up in?
The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success.
Behind every girls favorite song, is an untold story.
Playing comes first, you can work later.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
Lifes a bitch....so when life sucks just sit back and enjoy the head.
Your character is more accurately determined by what you say about others behind their backs.
Love is calling back regardless of how many times they hangup on you.
