There are two kinds of secrets: one is not worth keeping and the other is too good to keep.
When life throws a rock at you, throw back a brick.
Off; the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.
I hate when I'm tired and sleepy, but when I go to bed my body says "Just kidding."
It's hard to talk face to face, when your head is up your ass.
You said what you said and you said what you said, so what you said is what you said.
I hate when I walk into a room, forget what I need, walk out and then remember.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
Immaturity keeps me young.
Bought a CD of ice cream van music. Now I drive with the stereo on full blast, watching the disappointment on all the little kids faces.
I love that whenever we speak I have no idea what to say or how to feel.
Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.
That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.
Haters hate because they are what you ain't.
History always has a way of repeating itself, bad or good, a perfect circle.
Mario: An Italian plumber that was created by Japanese people, who speaks English, but looks like a Mexican.
I have finally decided to give a crap. Now who wants the first piece?
The awkward moment when people are complaining about the sizes of their nose when Voldemort's in the room.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
