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There are two kinds of secrets: one is not worth keeping and the other is too good to keep.

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If you want to look young and thin, hang out around fat old people.

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Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.

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You inspire me to be a better pervert.

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I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot.

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God must love stupid people. He made SO many.

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Laughing at the person because the joke was a fail.

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When staring someone in the eyes, u wait for them to stare back at you.

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Hello substitute teacher... Goodbye assigned seats.

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Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.

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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

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I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem.

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If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, 'In Jesus name, amen'

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Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella died, Jacob cried, POTTER ALL THE WAY!!

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You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.

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Love me always, love me never, but don't love me sometimes.

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Each morning when we wake up, we have two choices: go back to sleep and keep dreaming, or wake up and chase those dreams.

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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

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Its the scars that can't be seen that take the longest to heal.