What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?'Hold my purse.'
Everything becomes funnier when you're not allowed to laugh.
Boobs. That's all, just like this if you like boobs.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Don't like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck
You can hold on to a person but not a relationship.
Everybody is a student for life.
When your best friend comes to you with a bitch problem and you're like"I don't give a fuck."
Always remember to smile.
Men are like parking lots; all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
I study for minutes and take breaks for hours.
Shit happens bro. Now get over it.
Smart girls open their mind, easy girls open their legs, and foolish girls open their heart.
If she talks to you about everyone then she must talk to everyone about you.
I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
Know one cares how much you know, unless they know how much you care.
A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.
Life is a case of spoon or be spooned.
Act like a gentleman, think like a boss.
