What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?'Hold my purse.'
Sleep, hugs, kisses, love, friends, family, memories, smiles, laughter, fun... the best things in life are free.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a woman who learns her place.
A girl looks at what a man drives. A woman looks at what drives a man.
Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I most need it.
If you find yourself using the expression "haters gonna hate" a lot, there's a better than average chance you're a douchebag.
When I watch MTV Cribs, the feeling of guilt from illegally downloading songs goes away.
Face your problems, don't facebook them.
The world is a fucked up place. You fit right in.
I have a lot of time on my hands when I'm wearing two watches.
Each morning when we wake up, we have two choices: go back to sleep and keep dreaming, or wake up and chase those dreams.
Cool story bro. Wanna hear mine? It's a fairy tale; once upon a time, I don't give a shit. The end.
Unicorns are awesome. I am awesome. Therefore, I am a unicorn.
When life puts you in tough situations don't say "WHY ME?", just say "TRY ME".
A good friend buys you lunch. A true friend eats yours.
If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.
Testing boys by not responding to their txts to see if they'll txt you again.
Bought a CD of ice cream van music. Now I drive with the stereo on full blast, watching the disappointment on all the little kids faces.
