What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?'Hold my purse.'
If at first you don't succeed..... CHEAT!
Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.
Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.
People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
Everyone and everything eventually becomes only just a memory.
Annoying moment: When you decide to be angry at someone for a week and the next morning, the anger you felt so strong, disappears.
I eat problems, then shit out success.
Take chances, make mistakes, and don't regret a second of life.
Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
Negativity is poison for the soul.
I love that whenever we speak I have no idea what to say or how to feel.
Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella died, Jacob cried, POTTER ALL THE WAY!!
Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.
God made opposites. He made heaven and hell, darkness and light. He made me smart, and you....
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Rappers always talk about robbing people in their songs, thats why I download all their songs for free. Payback!
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but is your name Susan?
My wife says that I don't listen to her, or something like that.
