What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?'Hold my purse.'
Everybody thinks that a girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. Yeah right, our dream is to EAT WITHOUT GETTING FAT!
Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
Testing boys by not responding to their txts to see if they'll txt you again.
Drunk words are sober thoughts.
A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.
You can spend your life avoiding your dreams, but everynight you go to sleep.
Every sinner has a future, every saint has a past.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
Coughing in front of smokers to make them feel guilty.
The word 'studying' was made up of two words originally - 'students dying'.
I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.
So my life has reached the point where I've stopped asking "Why me!?" and started asking "Oh, again?"
I know I just met you last week but I kinda, sorta, just maybe, seriously have been curiously thinking about you every day since.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift. That is why they call it the present.
Maturity is knowing when to be immature.
You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
Annoying moment: When you decide to be angry at someone for a week and the next morning, the anger you felt so strong, disappears.
