If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Coughing in front of smokers to make them feel guilty.
Cool story bro. Put it in the history books with all the other boring sh*t I don't care about.
You should appreciate what you have, before it becomes what you had.
Cry over cuts and stitches not bastards and bitches.
If you're lucky enough to be different, never change.
The awkward moment when a guy has bigger boobs than you.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?
I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played.
Don't trip over bitches, walk over them.
I have moments of brilliance and hours of stupidity.
In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Don't judge a book by its movie.
That sad moment when you find an old conversation between you and someone you don't talk to anymore.
Some people should be high-fived...in the face.
It's not the goodbye that hurts, but the flashbacks that follow.
