If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Fight poverty. Throw stones at beggers.
Be what you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
The awkward moment when somebody asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.
I went up to my moms face and screamed " I WANT FOOD !!! " Until I got slapped in the face
I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
Dear Bull, What did I do to deserve so much shit?
Wherever you go, there you are.
Haters are just confused admirers.
Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
My grandma is 80 and she still doesn't need glasses... she drinks straight out of the bottle.
A pretty girl is nothing with an ugly attitude.
Accept what you can't change and change what you can't accept.
You can't define love, but love can define you.
Laughter is a better way to bring tears to the eyes.
I'm not single. I'm in a long-standing relationship with fun and freedom.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
