If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Annoying moment: When you decide to be angry at someone for a week and the next morning, the anger you felt so strong, disappears.
Life is not what you take of it, but what you make of it.
If you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it.
You know it's going to be a great story when its starts off with, "So this b*tch!..."
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
The awkward moment when you're about to hug somebody sexy and then headbutt the mirror....
May the bridges I burn today, light the path tomorrow.
I hate when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore.
Letting go doesn't mean giving up, but rather accepting that there are things that cannot be.
When we hit our lowest point, We are open to the greatest changes.
If a quiz is quizzical, what's a test?
Smart girls open their mind, easy girls open their legs, and foolish girls open their heart.
Those awkward karate chops you give door just incase it shocks you.
It isn't till you've lost everything that you are free to do anything.
I knew I was in love when all those stupid love songs started to make sense.
Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.
Winners do what other people won't.
Auto-correct can kiss my ask.
