X
Enter your quote:
140
Select Category:
  
Enter the numbers as shown:

vote

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

vote

That awkward moment when sluts wear clothes.

vote

Once upon a time, there was a boy and girl who loved each other. Then a slut came and ruined everything. The end.

vote

I will love you until the end. If you feel that I don't love you, this is just the beginning.

vote

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

vote

Brushing your teeth before breakfast, is the same as wiping your ass before taking a shit.

vote

Taking forever to pick up a phone call because you're dancing to your ring tone.

vote

Fear not the weapon, but the hand that wields it.

vote

True friends stab you in the front!

vote

Boyfriends are like goal keepers. Just because they are there doesn't mean you can't score.

vote

I don't make the same mistake twice....I make it 5 or 6 times just to make sure.

vote

Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.

vote

We are bestfriends. Always remember that when you fall, I'll pick you up. After I finish laughing.

vote

I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot.

vote

.sdrawkcab siht daer uoy edam I

vote

When I'm bored, I eat. When I'm happy, I eat. When I'm sad, I eat.

vote

I am not afraid of death, it's just that I prefer not to be there when it happens.

vote

You need over 60 muscles to look angry and less then 10 to smile, so why tire yourself?

vote

Trust in God but lock your car.