Kiss me if I'm wrong, but is your name Susan?
A good friend buys you lunch. A true friend eats yours.
Who you are, who you want to be, and who you once were can be three different people.
You can't define love, but love can define you.
Man: created by God, destroyed by a women.
The awkward moment when the world doesn't end on December 21st 2012, and a lot of girls end up being pregnant.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
You have ONE advantage over me, you can kiss my ass and I can't.
Compromising is the same as losing, it just sucks more because winning was never in the deal.
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
S_CCESS can't be complete without U.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
Dear 'K', You should get arrested for killing conversations.
Don't trip over bitches, walk over them.
The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.
The human heart is like a spring, to bounce back from pitfalls and rise to joys, and it definitely needs space.
Science has made us gods even before we are worthy of being men.
Right things happen at the wrong time if you wait for them to happen.
