Kiss me if I'm wrong, but is your name Susan?
This duct tape makes everything you say sound like "yes".
Always remember to smile.
Wherever you go, there you are.
A man can sweep any woman off her feet, he just needs the right broom.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of bill payments.
I can only endure saying goodbye because saying hello again will be all the sweeter.
It's not how much you love someone that matters, it's how much you make them feel loved.
You should never ruin an apology with an excuse.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.
Those who like me, raise your hand. Those who don't, raise your standards.
We put the "us" in trust, baby.
We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
I'm not giving you an hour, or a second, or another minute longer. I'm busy getting stronger.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
How much coke did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.
You need over 60 muscles to look angry and less then 10 to smile, so why tire yourself?
I love that whenever we speak I have no idea what to say or how to feel.
