Chuck Norris made orange juice concentrate.
Love needs to get glasses.
You live and you learn.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other.
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
Taking forever to pick up a phone call because you're dancing to your ring tone.
I'm not prejudiced, I hate everybody equally.
This duct tape makes everything you say sound like "yes".
I am not good at giving advice, but can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Winners don't wait for chances, they grab them.
WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.
The sacrifice of hiding in the light is living with your shadows.
I think therefore I am, we think therefore it is.
Rappers always talk about robbing people in their songs, thats why I download all their songs for free. Payback!
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
You're only as good as your last game.
Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.
