Chuck Norris made orange juice concentrate.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
To whom much is expected, much should be suspected.
Regret lasts longer than fear.
Cool story bro, now go make me a sandwich.
Just like every president has a teleprompter, every idiot has a cameraman.
A man can sweep any woman off her feet, he just needs the right broom.
I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a woman who learns her place.
You're only as good as your last game.
Don't make time for people who can't make time for you.
What's the most successful pickup line ever? A: 'Does this smell like chloroform?'
The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.
Fall in love with my mind.
I put the laughter in manslaughter.
If being sexy were against the law you'd be guilty as charged.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Gravity is not the reason why people fall in love.
Everyone is gifted, but some people never open their package.
