Chuck Norris made orange juice concentrate.
Everyday the sun rises, but it doesn't shine until you wake up.
Eventually people will realize that mistakes are meant for learning not repeating.
Coughing in front of smokers to make them feel guilty.
Most people are still alive because its illegal to shoot them.
Real eyes realize real lies.
If they dont chase you when you walk away....keep walking.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
Facebook is for for friends who are now strangers, Twitter is for strangers who should be your friends.
Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. Thats like stabbing someone then wondering why they're bleeding.
I've gone bankrupt a few times and it's pretty scary. But eventually I make it to the ATM and get more money.
Chuck Norris puts the "fun" in "Funeral".
KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH, and you're middle finger HIGHER.
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
A girl looks at what a man drives. A woman looks at what drives a man.
Procrastination is like masturbation....you're only screwing yourself.
Boobs. That's all, just like this if you like boobs.
Regret lasts longer than fear.
Winners don't wait for chances, they grab them.
