A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.
Fight poverty. Throw stones at beggers.
Dreams lift when reality falls.
The minute you settle for less than what you deserve you get less than what you settled for.
Did you just slap my ass? NO!? Damn I was hoping you did.
Auto-correct can kiss my ask.
You can be worthless to someone, but priceless to another.
Don't judge a book by its movie.
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
Cry over cuts and stitches not bastards and bitches.
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
I tried to send you the most sexy thing on the planet, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
