If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
Wherever you go, there you are.
My wife says that I don't listen to her, or something like that.
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
Don't judge a book by its movie.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
Perception is everything.
Last night I dreamt I was eating a giant marshmallow...when I woke up my pillow was gone.
Mario: An Italian plumber that was created by Japanese people, who speaks English, but looks like a Mexican.
Rappers always talk about robbing people in their songs, thats why I download all their songs for free. Payback!
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
