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If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.

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I'm a very nice person...but for you I'll make an exception.

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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

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You have ONE advantage over me, you can kiss my ass and I can't.

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Every sinner has a future, every saint has a past.

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When your best friend comes to you with a bitch problem and you're like"I don't give a fuck."

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Never count on tomorrow because it may forget to show up.

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2011: Cool story, bro. 1836: Interesting tale, my fine companion.

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Men are like parking lots; all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.

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Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

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I eat problems, then shit out success.

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Kiss me if I'm wrong, but is your name Susan?

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I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.

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I'm not giving you an hour, or a second, or another minute longer. I'm busy getting stronger.

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Alarm Clocks, because every morning should begin with a heart attack.

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Off; the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.

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Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.

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Cool story bro. In what chapter do you shut the fuck up in?

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I miss you like an idiot misses the point.