If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
It's weird not to be weird.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 52 people. Then the grenade exploded.
Off; the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.
Relationship status: Thank god there are 2 TVs in this house.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Perception is everything.
I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
Born to be different, like everyone else.
The people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Did you just slap my ass? NO!? Damn I was hoping you did.
Love needs to get glasses.
I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
Be positive for no reason.
We are bestfriends. Always remember that when you fall, I'll pick you up. After I finish laughing.
The more pictures you post of your pet the more lonely you are. It's science.
