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If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.

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Love needs to get glasses.

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Each morning when we wake up, we have two choices: go back to sleep and keep dreaming, or wake up and chase those dreams.

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Don't make time for people who can't make time for you.

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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

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Life is to SHORT, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.

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I'm experiencing Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time... I think I've forgotten this before...

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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?

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Haters are just confused admirers.

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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A real man gives up one night stands for a woman he can't stand one night without.

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When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

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I don't make the same mistake twice....I make it 5 or 6 times just to make sure.

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From a girl's point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a boy's point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.

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Playing comes first, you can work later.

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Man: created by God, destroyed by a women.

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You can't buy love....but you pay heavily for it.

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The word 'studying' was made up of two words originally - 'students dying'.

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We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.