If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
Dreams lift when reality falls.
It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.
I say excuse me when I burp even when nobody is around....true gentleman.
So my life has reached the point where I've stopped asking "Why me!?" and started asking "Oh, again?"
Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played.
Cool story bro. Yeah your mums in the next chapter.
Mario: An Italian plumber that was created by Japanese people, who speaks English, but looks like a Mexican.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
If you watch Jaws backwards, its about a shark who throws up so many people, they have to open a beach.
True friends stab you in the front!
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I most need it.
Don't hate me because I'm better than you, hate yourself because you're not as good as me.
That awkward moment when it's not okay after an apology.
When all fails, kamikaze and take everyone with you.
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
Don't punish the man in front of you for the mistakes made by the man behind you.
