I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a woman who learns her place.
Baby, I treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
You cannot fathom the amount of fuck I do not give.
Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.
It's hard to answer "what's wrong", when nothing is right...
How much coke did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Off; the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.
People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
Each morning when we wake up, we have two choices: go back to sleep and keep dreaming, or wake up and chase those dreams.
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to, unless you're in prison.
I'm not addicted to Twitter. I only tweet when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.
Cool story bro. Put it in the history books with all the other boring sh*t I don't care about.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
When staring someone in the eyes, u wait for them to stare back at you.
Dear Bull, What did I do to deserve so much shit?
Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
Compromising is the same as losing, it just sucks more because winning was never in the deal.
