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I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.

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Why is a school zone 20mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...

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If you're good at something, don't do it for free.

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If all MEN are the same, why do WOMEN take so long to choose one?

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If you got haters, you must be doing something right.

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Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you weaker and weaker until it eventually kills you.

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Physiological fact: emotional pain lasts for twelve minutes, anything else is self inflicted.

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I'm not flirting, I'm just acting extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.

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Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.

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The awkward moment when you're eavesdropping on a strangers conversation and accidentally laugh out loud at a funny part.

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I swear Mario is a hobo! he wakes up wearing the same clothes, runs in sewers, and steals coins. To buy what. MUSHROOMS?

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Some take the bait, others reel it in.

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I put the laughter in manslaughter.

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Fall in love with my mind.

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A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.

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Kim Jong Il's last words. "Hey, you're Chuck Nor....."

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If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.

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Hurting someone with the truth is better than killing them with a lie.