I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
I love walking in the rain 'cause no one can see me crying.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
I'm your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
You don't like my opinion, wait until you hear the ones I keep to myself.
Believe in yourself. If you don't, then no one else will have a reason to.
If karma doesn't knock you out soon, I will.
Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
Imagine how different your life would be if you said literally everything that was on your mind.
History always has a way of repeating itself, bad or good, a perfect circle.
The smile is every woman's sexiest curve.
I'm not getting drunk. I'm getting awesome.
Patience gets you everywhere on time.
You can hold on to a person but not a relationship.
Life is a bitch, but totally do-able.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
