That awkward moment when your pet is staring at you naked...
Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.
Laughing at the person because the joke was a fail.
When I'm always in my room; parents complain. When I go out; parents complain.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
Rappers always talk about robbing people in their songs, thats why I download all their songs for free. Payback!
Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?
Love is calling back regardless of how many times they hangup on you.
Admit it! At one point in your life you closed the fridge really slowly to see when the light turns off.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
Kim Jong Il's last words. "Hey, you're Chuck Nor....."
I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
Negativity is poison for the soul.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.
I'm gonna go take a hot shower. It's like a normal shower, but with me in it.
Me: *sneeze* Class: *silence*. Popular girl: *sneeze* Class: God bless you amazing and lovely sweetheart.
You said what you said and you said what you said, so what you said is what you said.
