X
Enter your quote:
140
Select Category:
  
Enter the numbers as shown:

vote

That awkward moment when your pet is staring at you naked...

vote

That awkward moment when it's not okay after an apology.

vote

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

vote

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

vote

I'm gonna go take a hot shower. It's like a normal shower, but with me in it.

vote

Got an issue? Get a tissue.

vote

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

vote

"Dude, that song is old." Sorry, I didn't notice the expiry date.

vote

The awkward moment when somebody asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.

vote

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.

vote

The awkward moment when someones yelling at you and your desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.

vote

You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.

vote

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

vote

Good things don't always have to come to an end.

vote

We just have to accept the fact that some people are going to stay in our hearts....even if they don't stay in our lives.

vote

When someone says "It's getting hot in here" I automatically think, "So take off all your clothes".

vote

Be kind and courteous to everyone you meet but have a plan to kill them quickly if necessary.

vote

We are bestfriends. Always remember that when you fall, I'll pick you up. After I finish laughing.

vote

I've gone bankrupt a few times and it's pretty scary. But eventually I make it to the ATM and get more money.