That awkward moment when your pet is staring at you naked...
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
I couldn't help but notice that awesome ends with 'me' and ugly starts with 'u'.
WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.
Dear Boyfriend, Your wallet was getting fat so I thought I'd take it out for some exercise. Sincerely, your Girlfriend.
The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.
That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off.
I'm killing time, waiting for time to kill me.
Always remember to smile.
History always has a way of repeating itself, bad or good, a perfect circle.
I really need you to, put the camera down and step away from the mirror.
Accept what you can't change and change what you can't accept.
The last thing I want to do is die.
The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.
I'm not spoiled, I'm just well taken care of.
Definition of disappointment: guy runs into a wall with a boner and breaks his nose first...
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
S_CCESS can't be complete without U.
Never frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile.
