That awkward moment when your pet is staring at you naked...
History always has a way of repeating itself, bad or good, a perfect circle.
I know they say the first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.
Playing comes first, you can work later.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Laughter is a better way to bring tears to the eyes.
What's the most successful pickup line ever? A: 'Does this smell like chloroform?'
The awkward moment when someones yelling at you and your desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
Compromising is the same as losing, it just sucks more because winning was never in the deal.
When I'm always in my room; parents complain. When I go out; parents complain.
If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer...oh wait, he does.
I'm your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
From a girl's point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a boy's point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.
Karma's a bitch when you're a bitch.
Dreams lift when reality falls.
I hate when I'm on the couch after a long day, I put the TV on and then my family starts having a competition of who can be the loudest.
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too, bitch.
Those awkward karate chops you give door just incase it shocks you.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift. That is why they call it the present.
