That awkward moment when your pet is staring at you naked...
S_CCESS can't be complete without U.
Those who live by the sword are bound to be shot by those who don't.
Life is not measured by the amount of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
Just because your smart doesn't mean your wise.
Good things don't always have to come to an end.
Trust in God but lock your car.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
Teacher: Why can I hear talking? Student: Because you have ears.
Love me always, love me never, but don't love me sometimes.
I couldn't help but notice that awesome ends with 'me' and ugly starts with 'u'.
Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
The sacrifice of hiding in the light is living with your shadows.
Winners do what other people won't.
Be what you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.
