That awkward moment when your pet is staring at you naked...
If she talks to you about everyone then she must talk to everyone about you.
Immaturity keeps me young.
I think therefore I am, we think therefore it is.
When you're sober you think twice before you speak but when you're drunk you speak twice before you think.
When your mum decides to be in the room while you're on the computer so you just switch to Google and just stare at it.
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection.
Sometimes I look at people and think: That sperm actually won?
If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer...oh wait, he does.
Ladies, the only time it is okay to be skeleton skinny is when you are dead. So eat the frigging cookie and enjoy it.
Karma's a bitch when you're a bitch.
I'm gonna go take a hot shower. It's like a normal shower, but with me in it.
It's hard to talk face to face, when your head is up your ass.
Haters hate because they are what you ain't.
Drunk words are sober thoughts.
Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.
The world is a fucked up place. You fit right in.
You'll never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.
