I don't know what's worse. Guys who refer to girls as b*tches, or the girls who actually respond to it.
Who you are, who you want to be, and who you once were can be three different people.
Each morning when we wake up, we have two choices: go back to sleep and keep dreaming, or wake up and chase those dreams.
Rappers always talk about robbing people in their songs, thats why I download all their songs for free. Payback!
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch.
This duct tape makes everything you say sound like "yes".
Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop.
Life's not a bitch, you're the bitch because your not trying hard enough.
A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.
When your mum decides to be in the room while you're on the computer so you just switch to Google and just stare at it.
Last night I dreamt I was eating a giant marshmallow...when I woke up my pillow was gone.
If karma doesn't knock you out soon, I will.
I'm not single. I'm in a long-standing relationship with fun and freedom.
I'm not spoiled, I'm just well taken care of.
If we only attempt that which we are capable of doing, we will never grow.
Don't like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck
How the hell does Freddy Kruger wipe his ass?
He broke her heart. She broke his X-Box. I think we all know who cried harder.
The word 'studying' was made up of two words originally - 'students dying'.
