X
Enter your quote:
140
Select Category:
  
Enter the numbers as shown:

vote

I don't know what's worse. Guys who refer to girls as b*tches, or the girls who actually respond to it.

vote

Teacher: Why can I hear talking? Student: Because you have ears.

vote

Some people should be high-fived...in the face.

vote

Truth can stand on its own, only lies require faith.

vote

I'm not getting drunk. I'm getting awesome.

vote

How ironic is life. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes

vote

Girls are like aspirin. I take two and go to bed.

vote

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

vote

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

vote

Shit happens bro. Now get over it.

vote

The awkward moment when somebody asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.

vote

I know the beginning and end of this book but what shapes life are the chapters between.

vote

I know I just met you last week but I kinda, sorta, just maybe, seriously have been curiously thinking about you every day since.

vote

God made Heaven and Earth, the rest was made in China.

vote

Cool story bro, changed my life.

vote

No one said it would be easy but I'm saying it's going to be worth it.

vote

2011: Cool story, bro. 1836: Interesting tale, my fine companion.

vote

Homework: Do me do me. Internet: Don't listen to that slut.

vote

Cool story bro. You should get it in Oprah's book club.