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I don't know what's worse. Guys who refer to girls as b*tches, or the girls who actually respond to it.

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You'll never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.

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Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.

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Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.

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Sex burns 25.7 calories per minute, with that being said, wanna work out?

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Take my advice, don't listen to my advice.

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When a teacher sends you outside you have successfully won the argument.

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A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

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Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes... That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

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Take it easy, give it hard.

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You know you love her when people think you're crazy.

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That awkward moment when sluts wear clothes.

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Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

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Compromising is the same as losing, it just sucks more because winning was never in the deal.

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If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.

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The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.

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Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.

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Letting go doesn't mean giving up, but rather accepting that there are things that cannot be.

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Haters are just confused admirers.