I don't know what's worse. Guys who refer to girls as b*tches, or the girls who actually respond to it.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
Immaturity keeps me young.
People are stupid, with random moments of brilliance.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
May the bridges I burn today, light the path tomorrow.
There are needs and there are wants. I need what I want.
I go to bed late every night and I realize it was bad idea every morning.
I am not good at giving advice, but can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Teacher: Why can I hear talking? Student: Because you have ears.
I've gone bankrupt a few times and it's pretty scary. But eventually I make it to the ATM and get more money.
If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other.
If you can't be a good example then at least be a horrible warning.
Ladies, the only time it is okay to be skeleton skinny is when you are dead. So eat the frigging cookie and enjoy it.
Not everyone's gonna understand you and that's ok.
The world is full of guys, be a man.
When someone says "It's getting hot in here" I automatically think, "So take off all your clothes".
