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I don't know what's worse. Guys who refer to girls as b*tches, or the girls who actually respond to it.

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Cockiness is just confidence without confidence.

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Would you like a table? ... "No, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground, a carpet for 5 please." -_-

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It's not how much you love someone that matters, it's how much you make them feel loved.

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I'm not addicted to Twitter. I only tweet when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.

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If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

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I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter then you.

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Just because your smart doesn't mean your wise.

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Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

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I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot.

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You can spend your life avoiding your dreams, but everynight you go to sleep.

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Bought a CD of ice cream van music. Now I drive with the stereo on full blast, watching the disappointment on all the little kids faces.

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Charlie Sheen just set record for 'fastest time to reach a million Twitter followers.' Not his only speed record.

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Smart girls open their mind, easy girls open their legs, and foolish girls open their heart.

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God made opposites. He made heaven and hell, darkness and light. He made me smart, and you....

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Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

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My foot just fell asleep. I think I'm gonna kick it with your face to wake it up.

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Those who live by the sword are bound to be shot by those who don't.

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Dear Boyfriend, Your wallet was getting fat so I thought I'd take it out for some exercise. Sincerely, your Girlfriend.