That awkward moment when it's not okay after an apology.
Roses are red. Violets are blue! Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
Don't erase your haters, embrace your haters.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
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So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
"Dude, that song is old." Sorry, I didn't notice the expiry date.
I hate when I walk into a room, forget what I need, walk out and then remember.
When life puts you in tough situations don't say "WHY ME?", just say "TRY ME".
I don't have enough middle fingers to show you how I feel.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
There's no such thing as good girls gone bad, only bad girls found out.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
I would love you if love meant the complete opposite of what it means today.
Sometimes I look at people and think: That sperm actually won?
If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.
Did you just slap my ass? NO!? Damn I was hoping you did.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other.
