That awkward moment when it's not okay after an apology.
You can't buy love....but you pay heavily for it.
I'm not flirting, I'm just acting extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Learn to spell, kids. Auto Correct isn't always write.
A girl looks at what a man drives. A woman looks at what drives a man.
I knew I was in love when all those stupid love songs started to make sense.
I am not afraid of death, it's just that I prefer not to be there when it happens.
Live everyday like it's your last because someday you will be right.
Me: *sneeze* Class: *silence*. Popular girl: *sneeze* Class: God bless you amazing and lovely sweetheart.
If you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it.
Laughing at the person because the joke was a fail.
Life is like a penis, when it gets hard, fuck it.
The last thing I want to do is die.
Kim Jong Il's last words. "Hey, you're Chuck Nor....."
You are not a winner, just the last loser standing.
If I don't answer your first call, calling me 39971629829202 times won't make me pick up.
I know they say the first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.
The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.
