That awkward moment when it's not okay after an apology.
Sex burns 25.7 calories per minute, with that being said, wanna work out?
11.24265336624% of people pay too much attention to details.
Life is not measured by the amount of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
If I got a nickel every time I told my wife I loved her....I'd have a nickel.
Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.
Definition of disappointment: guy runs into a wall with a boner and breaks his nose first...
To whom much is expected, much should be suspected.
I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.
Just because your smart doesn't mean your wise.
Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
It's half water, and half air. So really, the glass is never half empty.
You need over 60 muscles to look angry and less then 10 to smile, so why tire yourself?
Winners do what other people won't.
I'm sorry you had bad luck and turned out to be an idiot.
Take chances, make mistakes, and don't regret a second of life.
A girl looks at what a man drives. A woman looks at what drives a man.
You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.
