That awkward moment when it's not okay after an apology.
Take chances, make mistakes, and don't regret a second of life.
Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
I know I just met you last week but I kinda, sorta, just maybe, seriously have been curiously thinking about you every day since.
A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.
Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world.
I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.
When single you see happy couples. When in a relationship you see happy singles.
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
Teacher: Why can I hear talking? Student: Because you have ears.
I'm gonna go take a hot shower. It's like a normal shower, but with me in it.
I don't have enough middle fingers to show you how I feel.
2011: Cool story, bro. 1836: Interesting tale, my fine companion.
If all MEN are the same, why do WOMEN take so long to choose one?
You do not learn anything by doing everything right.
That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Take my advice, don't listen to my advice.
