That awkward moment when it's not okay after an apology.
I miss you like an idiot misses the point.
Next time someone says "sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me" I'm gonna throw the dictionary at them.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Don't judge a book by its movie.
I say excuse me when I burp even when nobody is around....true gentleman.
Lifes a bitch....so when life sucks just sit back and enjoy the head.
A girl looks at what a man drives. A woman looks at what drives a man.
I don't make the same mistake twice....I make it 5 or 6 times just to make sure.
Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.
If you text me first, it's your job to keep the conversation going!
If you're lucky enough to be different, never change.
"**** ***** is now friends with ****** ****** and 64 other people" damn....what a Facebook whore.
Teacher: "You failed the test." - Student:"You failed to educate."
I'm not prejudiced, I hate everybody equally.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
I put the laughter in manslaughter.
Today was a beautiful day. Then you showed up.
