I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places
Its the scars that can't be seen that take the longest to heal.
Fear not the weapon, but the hand that wields it.
Teacher: "You failed the test." - Student:"You failed to educate."
If at first you don't succeed..... CHEAT!
Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
When a teacher sends you outside you have successfully won the argument.
A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.
The awkward moment when the world doesn't end on December 21st 2012, and a lot of girls end up being pregnant.
Stubbing your toe and telling the inanimate object to f*ck off.
I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter then you.
It isn't till you've lost everything that you are free to do anything.
Rappers always talk about robbing people in their songs, thats why I download all their songs for free. Payback!
You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
Giving up does not always mean you're weak, sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
"Dude, that song is old." Sorry, I didn't notice the expiry date.
It's half water, and half air. So really, the glass is never half empty.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of bill payments.
