I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places
If you can't be a good example then at least be a horrible warning.
2013: The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.
Perception is everything.
I'm a very nice person...but for you I'll make an exception.
I'm not giving you an hour, or a second, or another minute longer. I'm busy getting stronger.
Hello substitute teacher... Goodbye assigned seats.
Just because your smart doesn't mean your wise.
Love is just a word, until someone comes along and gives it meaning.
You are not a winner, just the last loser standing.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Cool story bro. Yeah your mums in the next chapter.
Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
This duct tape makes everything you say sound like "yes".
Never count on tomorrow because it may forget to show up.
The smile is every woman's sexiest curve.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
Cool story bro. Publish it and sell it to someone who gives a shit.
Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?
