Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
You can't buy love....but you pay heavily for it.
I'm not prejudiced, I hate everybody equally.
Fight poverty. Throw stones at beggers.
It takes more energy to look back than to look forward into the future.
Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella died, Jacob cried, POTTER ALL THE WAY!!
If we're not supposed to have late night snacks....why is there a light in the fridge?
Cool story bro. Yeah your mums in the next chapter.
Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.
If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer...oh wait, he does.
The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
You got enemies, good that means you stood up for something.
I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.
Auto-correct can kiss my ask.
Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
My brain: 5% names, 3% phone numbers, 2% stuff I should know for school, 90% song lyrics.
You are not a winner, just the last loser standing.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.