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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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You can't buy love....but you pay heavily for it.

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I'm not prejudiced, I hate everybody equally.

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Fight poverty. Throw stones at beggers.

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It takes more energy to look back than to look forward into the future.

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Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella died, Jacob cried, POTTER ALL THE WAY!!

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If we're not supposed to have late night snacks....why is there a light in the fridge?

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Cool story bro. Yeah your mums in the next chapter.

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Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.

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If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer...oh wait, he does.

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The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.

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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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You got enemies, good that means you stood up for something.

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I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.

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Auto-correct can kiss my ask.

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Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.

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My brain: 5% names, 3% phone numbers, 2% stuff I should know for school, 90% song lyrics.

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You are not a winner, just the last loser standing.

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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.