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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I wanted a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

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Real eyes realize real lies.

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I didn't fall, I just caught the floor.

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I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

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Laughter is a better way to bring tears to the eyes.

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That sad moment when you find an old conversation between you and someone you don't talk to anymore.

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I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.

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If you can't be a good example then at least be a horrible warning.

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Every day you will meet a moron; if you haven't met one today, tomorrow you'll meet two.

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Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world.

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Today was a beautiful day. Then you showed up.

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If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.

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Learn to spell, kids. Auto Correct isn't always write.

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Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you weaker and weaker until it eventually kills you.

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

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I know I have friends and I know I have enemies. I just can't tell who is who.

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If you find yourself using the expression "haters gonna hate" a lot, there's a better than average chance you're a douchebag.

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If you were a transformer you would be a hot-obot called Optimus Fine.

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Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.