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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I wanted a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

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If you can't be a good example then at least be a horrible warning.

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Fall in love with my mind.

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No one said it would be easy but I'm saying it's going to be worth it.

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I hate when I walk into a room, forget what I need, walk out and then remember.

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You never how much is enough until you know how much is too much.

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Cool story bro. Put it in the history books with all the other boring sh*t I don't care about.

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If they dont chase you when you walk away....keep walking.

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I'm experiencing Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time... I think I've forgotten this before...

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Negativity is poison for the soul.

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We are bestfriends. Always remember that when you fall, I'll pick you up. After I finish laughing.

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Cool story bro, now go make me a sandwich.

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I am not good at giving advice, but can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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Dear Bull, What did I do to deserve so much shit?

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Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

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I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.

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If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a woman who learns her place.

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Life isn't about staying dry, it's about learning how to play in the rain.