I will love you until the end. If you feel that I don't love you, this is just the beginning.
I'm not flirting, I'm just acting extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.
I know I just met you last week but I kinda, sorta, just maybe, seriously have been curiously thinking about you every day since.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then lets get wasted and have the time of our lives.
Got an issue? Get a tissue.
Live everyday like it's your last because someday you will be right.
Some people should be high-fived...in the face.
When I watch MTV Cribs, the feeling of guilt from illegally downloading songs goes away.
That awkward moment when sluts wear clothes.
A girl looks at what a man drives. A woman looks at what drives a man.
Winners do what other people won't.
Cool story bro. Wanna hear mine? It's a fairy tale; once upon a time, I don't give a shit. The end.
Chuck Norris once strangled someone with a cordless phone.
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
That awkward moment when your pet is staring at you naked...
Problems cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them.
Ladies, the only time it is okay to be skeleton skinny is when you are dead. So eat the frigging cookie and enjoy it.
