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I will love you until the end. If you feel that I don't love you, this is just the beginning.

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If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.

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Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

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Face your problems, don't facebook them.

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Sometimes I look at people and think: That sperm actually won?

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Act like a gentleman, think like a boss.

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When all fails, kamikaze and take everyone with you.

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The world is full of guys, be a man.

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You have ONE advantage over me, you can kiss my ass and I can't.

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Treat every problem as your dog would: If you can't eat it, fuck it or piss on it, then walk away.

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Why is a school zone 20mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...

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Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.

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Mario: An Italian plumber that was created by Japanese people, who speaks English, but looks like a Mexican.

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Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.

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A man can sweep any woman off her feet, he just needs the right broom.

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It's half water, and half air. So really, the glass is never half empty.

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The awkward moment when people are complaining about the sizes of their nose when Voldemort's in the room.

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True friends aren't bought, they are earned.

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Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.