The awkward moment when you're about to hug somebody sexy and then headbutt the mirror....
Face your problems, don't facebook them.
The word 'studying' was made up of two words originally - 'students dying'.
My grandma is 80 and she still doesn't need glasses... she drinks straight out of the bottle.
Right things happen at the wrong time if you wait for them to happen.
Until a man finds something to die for, he has nothing to live for.
A relationship with NO TRUST is like a car with no gasoline. You can stay in it all you want but it won't go anywhere.
Thanks wind, you totally raped my hair.
I didn't fall, I just caught the floor.
Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.
Truth can stand on its own, only lies require faith.
S_CCESS can't be complete without U.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
When single you see happy couples. When in a relationship you see happy singles.
I will stop loving you when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw a legless man walk on water, yeah that means never.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
You should appreciate what you have, before it becomes what you had.
If you aren't good at lying, you better be good at keeping secrets.
Regret lasts longer than fear.
