The awkward moment when you're about to hug somebody sexy and then headbutt the mirror....
NO MUM. You're mad because you're wrong not because I was talking back.
Love is calling back regardless of how many times they hangup on you.
Teacher: "You failed the test." - Student:"You failed to educate."
Why don't you just swallow all that makeup you put on? You might become pretty on the inside.
The awkward moment when people are complaining about the sizes of their nose when Voldemort's in the room.
Don't make time for people who can't make time for you.
Once upon a time, there was a boy and girl who loved each other. Then a slut came and ruined everything. The end.
I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated not to do anything.
If you watch Jaws backwards, its about a shark who throws up so many people, they have to open a beach.
It's half water, and half air. So really, the glass is never half empty.
The awkward moment when Edward and Santa bump into each other in your room because they're both watching you sleep.
Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.
When your mum decides to be in the room while you're on the computer so you just switch to Google and just stare at it.
Off; the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.
Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella died, Jacob cried, POTTER ALL THE WAY!!
I'm gonna go take a hot shower. It's like a normal shower, but with me in it.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
The last thing I want to do is die.
