The awkward moment when you're about to hug somebody sexy and then headbutt the mirror....
It's not how much you love someone that matters, it's how much you make them feel loved.
It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.
Love me always, love me never, but don't love me sometimes.
Bought a CD of ice cream van music. Now I drive with the stereo on full blast, watching the disappointment on all the little kids faces.
If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a woman who learns her place.
Be positive for no reason.
Single doesn't always mean lonely and Relationship doesn't always mean happy.
I don't know what's worse. Guys who refer to girls as b*tches, or the girls who actually respond to it.
Boobs. That's all, just like this if you like boobs.
True friends stab you in the front!
Facebook is for for friends who are now strangers, Twitter is for strangers who should be your friends.
It's not the goodbye that hurts, but the flashbacks that follow.
When staring someone in the eyes, u wait for them to stare back at you.
I need a six month holiday, twice a year.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played.
You inspire me to be a better pervert.
Accept what you can't change and change what you can't accept.
